@HighRollerHydra  
Hence why you should not do a brony picture. Why?
 
Step 1: be attractive  
Step 2: don’t be unattractive

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
What’s wrong with a neckbeard, anyway? The only reason I don’t shave is because I’m out of razors, and can’t afford any new ones at the moment, especially since it’s STILL winter, so why bother?

@HighRollerHydra  
Yeah, probably the better option anyways. I only submitted this because some of Jin’s pics with me in them were leaked here anyways, so I didn’t really have any reason to hide. As you can see as well, I’ve gotten plenty of downvotes.

@PrisonedMuffin  
But you told me I’m supposed to avoid being any of those. Then how will I submit a photo on Derpibooru?
 
You know what, fuck it. Facebook’s a better choice.

@HighRollerHydra  
For a stereotypical brony picture, you need:
 
-to be overweight, preferably obese  
-a neckbeard  
-a fedora/trilby  
-be either balding or greasy, unwashed log  
-a pony shirt you don’t fit long hair  
-non-hipster glasses  
-an unbuttoned button-up shirt with flames on it or a trenchcoat  
-sweatpants or gym shorts  
-running shoes  
-a plushie or daimakura with an MLP character on it  
-smelly due do no shower or deodorant
 
And it’s perfect

@PrisonedMuffin  
Uh…then what will I need to have for a brony picture?

@bluemeganium  
Nah, I’d never go out with anything pony related.
 
I actually want a similar pair of pants David Beckham is wearing here:  
 
Those khaki/jean hybrids are nice looking.

@PrisonedMuffin
 
Plushies are fine I would say. :3

@Background Pony #5E4D  
You dress nicely, lose weight, shave, and don’t carry a pony plushie or a body pillow of any type.

@Background Pony #5A26  
@obsessive♥TRIXIE♥lover  
@HunterDsWaifu  
@Princess♠Molestia  
@Background Pony #A548  
@Twilight Outsmarted U  
@bluemeganium  
@Derp-My-Life  
@Jamin-P-Rose  
Thanks to everyone for the compliments! Apologies as well to any who were disappointed that I am not an overweight neckbeard.
 
@Background Pony #56CE  
Thai Green Curry with fried tofu.
 
@someguy111  
Gave the Dragon’s Milk a try and while it’s pretty nice, my impression is it’s an ale that will benefit from two or three years of cellaring. By the way since it’s that time of year, what’s your opinion on the Founders KBS?

@bluemeganium  
Oh, I can’t afford those clothes.

@Background Pony #5E4D
 
Dress yourself like this. Plus: Blindbag pony.  

 
…in case you do something like being a pilot. ;)  
I drive buses and coaches for example, but I still won’t upload a pic of mine. :P

@bluemeganium  
And how is one supposed to NOT look like a nerd? Drop some weight? Yeah, good luck with that. >_>

@bluemeganium  
I hid my face in it…

@Background Pony #5E4D
 
As long as you don’t look like a nerd or a neckbeard, self-pics seem to be fine here. ;)

Okay, so self-photos of other bronies are okay, but mine gets downvoted so much I had to get it deleted?

nope.avi

Here, have an up vote and a fave, from a friend.
 
~Jamin

@observer  
Mine is mainly Equestria. <3

@HighRollerHydra  
The afterlife is anyone’s guess

@observer  
Well, there’s no rule that says that they can’t be physically real in the afterlife.

You would think that your subconscious mind would have safeguards against falling in love with fictitious characters but no

Pure class right there.

You look quite good!

Ugh…I’d show myself, but at the same time, I’m worried about safety…maybe I should just hide my face.