WARNING: Exposure to Pinkie Pie has been known to cause one or more of the following symptoms:
Headaches
Dizziness
Cramps
Heartburn
Sunburn
SoarBurn
Internal Bruising
External Musing
Fruity Fusion
Nuclear Fission
Boneitis
Swimmers Ear
Xenomorph Infestation
Cranial Teleportation
Thermonuclear Kool Aid Creation
Judgment Day
Groundhog Day
Permanent Heat Death of the Universe
Malaria
Delirious Daydreaming
Spelunking
Cosplay Fever
Disco Fever
Laser Eyes