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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Kellycnj

    Kellycnj Newcumer

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    Hello family.
    I’m new to the Virginia area, and this forum,
    I am hoping to have a few virtual friends to chat with on occasions.
    Go ahead and ask me anything. TTYLTR.
     
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  2. Devil's Bastard

    Devil's Bastard In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    Okay, I’ll ask. What does TTYLTR mean?
     
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      I'm guessing it means Talk To You Later.
      But I kinda like yours @Lickalota puss
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 22, 2021
    3. speakeasy
      I thought it was the phone service for people who are hearing impaired.
       
      speakeasy, Sep 22, 2021
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  3. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Okay...

    *not_secure_link*woodsholemuseum.org/wordpress/from-the-archives-reminiscences-of-a-summer-at-the-breakwater-hotel-1960-part-1/?img_tkb=calculus+problems+and+answers.png
     
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      Equal to or less than 1.

      Sorry, I answered this on Kelly’s behalf...
       
      Devil's Bastard, Sep 22, 2021
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      You could be right...I'm clueless LMAO
      I'd have to run it by my oldest, she's the astrophysics student :D
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 23, 2021
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    3. Devil's Bastard
      That answer is a sort of probability maths joke. If she knows the subject, she might get a chuckle.
       
      Devil's Bastard, Sep 23, 2021
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  4. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    A girl has as many brothers as sisters,
    but each brother has only half as many brothers.
    How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?

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    1. Ed Itor
      2 brothers & 3 sisters.
      The girl has 2 brothers & 2 sisters, each brother has only 1 brother or half as many of the girl's sisters.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 22, 2021
    2. speakeasy
      Three sisters, two brothers.
       
      speakeasy, Sep 22, 2021
    3. tenguy
      Nope and nope
       
      tenguy, Sep 22, 2021
    4. Ed Itor
      Trans siblings don't count right.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 22, 2021
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  5. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Ned Kelly was a hell of a chap
    Shooting folks while drinking,
    Taking no crap
    If you want to be villain got to be thinking
    Need a theme song if your gonna be bad
    Welcome to the forum it's a place that's rad
     
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  6. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    What's that white stuff in chicken shit??
     
    1. Ed Itor
      Dried cream.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 22, 2021
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  7. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    [​IMG]
     
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  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Want is your social security number?
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Don't have one.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 22, 2021
    2. Devil's Bastard
      Err... 7!
       
      Devil's Bastard, Sep 22, 2021
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  9. Kellycnj

    Kellycnj Newcumer

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    You’re correct.
     
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  10. Kellycnj

    Kellycnj Newcumer

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    I’ll try… no promises
     
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  11. Kellycnj

    Kellycnj Newcumer

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    Show me something that will make me tell you my ssn.
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      Up here we have sin.
       
      Ed Itor, Sep 22, 2021
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  12. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Welcome to the asylum! Your have passed the test by playing along with the jokes.

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