Lame!  
Modern fahshun!

@DaughterofZeus  
I also thought this looked like HowToBasic!!

@Background Pony #AA92  
It was a joke, he wrote it like an advertisement. Like he’s trying REALLY hard to sell you on an item you have no clue about because all you see are scissors…he even put in that slogan “I’m a firm believer in the principle of ’the right tool for the right job’.”
 
When you say that it’s always going to sounds like you’re trying to sell something…

@Rpground  
About as much as you’d expect someone to be paid for advertising a discontinued product, I’m sure.
 
Seriously, can’t someone recommend a tool that they found handy?

@fixman88  
Shameless Advertising!
 
 
Seriously, how much did you get paid to make that one? P:

@Background Pony #7BBE  
Depends on the packaging and the knife. Stanley knives are really good at taped boxes, for example.
 
You usually get more cuts from all-plastic packaging than whatever you use to open them anyway.

@fixman88  
They may also separate for cleaning/sharpening, rather than KNIFE USAGE. Not only is that a really shitty knife, you shouldn’t be using a blade and force to open or cut packaging, easy to lose a fingertip or sever a tendon.

gotta admit, that hat looks cute on AJ.

No! Don’t fall for this marketing ploy! That’s just a regular Cheerilee doll with a cheap hat!

@Kryptchild  
Still though…how they do the packaging now it’s like they’re trying to keep out a fucking BEAR cause they hid a fish in there…and slathered with honey or something…this packaging is designed to keep out more then just humans, at least one would assume.

Frustration-Free Packaging? Nope.  
(I call it ‘Human-Resistant Packaging’)  
I have a solution, however:  
http://www2.fiskars.com/Shop-Products/Scissors/Cuts-More-Scissors-9#.Ut9adRDnYdU  
 
These are what I go to whenever I need to open a box or package of any sort. The plastic sheath has a ceramic sharpening rod built-in and the two halves separate, one becoming a knife. I’m a firm believer in the principle of ‘the right tool for the right job’.

Now that just ain’t right!

Much better.

@Zennistrad
 
Actually in the mid 90s and early oughts toy packages were so cheap you could just peel the plastic front part off the cardboard back part and swipe the toy in like two seconds.
 
This is how I obtained 70% of my (now destroyed or lost through playing) Beast Wars collection.
 
They make packaging obnoxiously huge and impossible to open now so people won’t just steal the toy.

The manufacturers don’t care if their package is easy to open. By the time you’re having this problem, you’ve already bought their product.

>TF2

Holy hell, it’s like the Regular Car Reviews of toy unpacking. (NSFW)

@P3FOYFN  
Ah right, the way the gif was edited and the way it previewed, I wasn’t sure.  
Plus, it didn’t make sense to stab at it if he wanted the hat intact.  
Then again, none of this made any sense.

I thought this was howtobasic from the thumbnail.

@Star Cavalcade  
No, he stabbed the plastic to make a hole so that he could cut it open.

This is my fetish.

So he put the hat BACK on Cheerilee just to stab her with it on?

LMAO

Opened with the precision of a master surgeon.

IWANTITIWANTITIWANTITIWANTITIWANTIT!!!