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  1. donyfst

    donyfst Porn Surfer

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    could anyone fuck himself ?
     
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  2. DolcettGuy

    DolcettGuy Sex Lover

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    REACH... not rich... :rolleyes:
     
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  3. hotnbothered6908

    hotnbothered6908 Sex Lover

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    hmm

    if anyone can find out tell me
     
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  4. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Go to a sex store. Purchase the largest dildo they sell. Lube it up, and gently force it through your anal sphincter. Viola, you are now fucking yourself.
     
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  5. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    You buy sheets of gold leaf at the jewelers, then very carefully line the anal canal with the rolled up gold leaf. That should RICH the hole.:p
     
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  6. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Yeah, and for extra enhancement you can shove priceless gems up your hole. Hell, while your at it, cover the dildo in gold and jewels. There you go, richest hole for the richest pole.
     
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  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Lainie, I thought the same thing.....that this thread was about 'seeding' mines for fraudulant purposes......and here it's just another one about sexual perversion. Crap!
     
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  8. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    well, in orda to rich the hole, virst you must bend ova den you rich through your legs and bend your cock all ze way to your ass. good luck.
     
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  9. formerly vodkanoj

    formerly vodkanoj Porn Star

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    LOL :excited:
     
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  10. snreu105

    snreu105 Porn Star

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    Be worth 25 million dollars, marry a gold-digging whore with no pre-nup, get divorced.
    Now you have fucked yourself.

    Spit in the officers face.
    Now you have fucked yourself.

    Tell the IRS how much cash you really made at that huge yard sale.
    Now you have fucked yourself.
     
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  11. artep

    artep Sex Machine

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    :excited::excited::excited:
     
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  12. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    I think that's Donny Baker and bet we never hear from him again.:eek:
     
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  13. donyfst

    donyfst Porn Surfer

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    i`m okay guyes

    most of you get laught by throw drity ideas ... i really saw someone fucked himself ... and i just asked if anyone could fuck himself .... of course i won`t do that but i wanna just know ????
     
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  14. statix

    statix Sex Lover

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    but for the love of god, don't put a glass up your ass! :cool:
     
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  15. porter

    porter Basstard

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    Solid glass is fine. Don't use a jar!

    Try and go fuck yourself.
     
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