Nov. 1st

Princess Celestia, Snowdrop, Derpy, and I get teleported to outer space.
We’d be lucky if we were in space suits before that, but we’d have a great view of the Milky Way or whatever galaxy MLP takes place in.

March  
8(x)  
7(y)

Fluttershy murders Rarity right in front of me.  
I do (or rather, did) like Rarity, but I love Flutters, so I do my best to help her hide the body, and then help her hide from the Royal Guard.

Minuette and I trash Luna’s house (and technically speaking Celestia’ house).
 
We don’t regret anything!!!

Kagero from Fire Emblem Fates wakes up and sees foal versions of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in her bed. She doesn’t mind now that those two are good now.

Invited to Dash’s birthday party.  
I’ll bring my PS2 and Ace Combat games with me. :P

Me and Derpy go to a coffee shop after she drinks all the coffee at my house. I’m more of a tea guy but I guess I can buy her a cup.

Bon Bon, give me back my computer charger!!!

well damn, vinyl has to fight tavi and lyra with me…. i feel bad

Pinkie hides my Charger.  
I’ll kill a bitch.

Trixie hides my charger…dammit Trixie!

So Bon-Bon, Octavia, Vinyl, & I are teleported into Outer Space? Hopefully we’re in a spaceship!

Me and Lyra VS Vinyl and Pinkie, we are doomed, DOOMED.

i just wittniced Octaviaget murdered by vinyl/Bon bon

Rainbow Dash and Colgate delete my personal data of my computer.
 
NO!!! Not my Melee files!!! D:

@a pony
 
And that’s why he’s captain of the guard.

shining armor kills diamond tiara infront of me.
 
Me: Thank Celestia Shining armor!

@Darkmoon  
Curses! Foiled again!

@Background Pony #A972  
Ohai Nootnoot.

Octavia kills Vinyl right in front of me. I’m gonna snap her damn neck.

Octavia and Vinyl are deleting all of the personal data on my laptop!? There will be blood!!!!

@DrumBeat  
JUSTICE!

Diamond tiara kills shining armor infront of me. I sever her head from her body and shove it onto a pole.

Pinkie Pie and I end up trashing Lyra’s house. Whoops.