@ThatGuyImpious As Shakespeare once said, “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose  
By any other name would smell as sweet.”
 
Don’t care what you call yourself. If you believe, that’s good enough.

*Let’s

*God’s dignity
 
In Christian lore, Jesus is still alive too.

“born either before or after”? Gee, isn’t that specific?

fuck this thing, tricking me like that.  
I thought it was shaping up to be a Death Battle spoof but everything after the “OK!” and “ALRIGHT!” went nowhere.

@Monkey  
Since when is just manipulating matter godly? We alter molecules through metabolism, but that is hardly a divine power.

*everyone else to

I thought Luna went to Ponyville on her own.
 
Also, Equestria doesn’t seem to be segregated. And since when is “all men are created equal” Marxism?

Matthew 10:34 : “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.”
 
That’s one part where you were wrong. Also, there truly is NO heaven, hell, limbo or purgatory. It’s all crap. You’re basing your judgement of Jesus on the hypocritical catholic church. I’d be happy to answer any question you might have, just keep it civil.

I don’t take it as a joke. I now accept Celestia as my personal pony princes.

@Impious  
My thoughts exactly!  
Or, pardon the pun, Amen to that!

We are not governed by a gods. We are gods.
 
We can We manipulate matter like its nothing in fact we alter molecules unconsciously. The bible even states that we are all created in his image.

I certainly don’t hate Christians, it’s not like they’re all bible-slamming whackos or anything. I just couldn’t in good conscience call myself a christian. The important thing, in my eyes, is honoring Jesus and God through living to the best of your ability, and loving your friends and enemies and doing what you can to enrich the lives of others while we’re on this world.
 
Not sitting in a stuffy church living out a false fantasy. God put you here to live, not to be a fanatical creepazoid wasting their time worrying about the afterlife.

Sweet Einstein’s Balls, really?
 
I’m an atheist, but I still hate it when people quote mine the Bible. And then deliberately misinterpret the quotes chosen.
 
You didn’t even go far enough to make it funny, it’s just kind of dull.

Jesus is best messiah.  
I don’t get the anti-Christianity, though.

While I love Jesus and believe in God (not in the Christian way, mind you, since Christians are basically barbarians) I find this both hilarious and very insightful.
 
I wish I was a pony. I’m sure Jesus would, too.