Background Pony #CDEB
Oh, and I like how Mrs. Cake’s facial expression is like “You guys do know I’m married right? …Right?” Cadance seems up for anything, though.
Background Pony #CDEB
I guess belly rubs for Pinkie Pie, Lyra, and Derpy, and a peck on the forehead for one of the CMC. Or maybe drop one of the belly rubs and give pecks on the forehead to all the crusaders. Giving a belly rub to Lyra definitely sounds fun though. She likes hands so she’d probably be thrilled.  
…What? I’m a girl, even if I was attracted to ponies there aren’t any stallions (unless you can ask Chrysalis to transform), and there isn’t much in the way of non-romantic options to choose from here. :c  
I’m a little surprised there aren’t any mean options you can buy. I bet a few people would pay to yell at/punch/etc. Trixie, Lightning Dust, or maybe Twist (not that she’s done anything to deserve it, but she does have haters).
Background Pony #B7DF
Deep French Kiss with Octavia!
DezzarTac
Non-Fungible Trixie -

>Breaking news<  
Relationship don’t build;  
Investment do!  
[face mcshooty II]  
{Make fortune, holla holla, get dollah}
 
IDKIDKIDKIDKIDKIDK ITS SO HARD TO DECIDE!  
http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/10622/
 
ummmm….  
[Due to the text font, I play the legal game that it appears to say seventy Bits]
 
Luna - Ten  
Celestia - Ten  
Chrysalis - Ten  
Octavia - Ten  
Scratch - Ten  
Spitfire - Eight  
Lotus - Eight  
Aloe - One  
Trixie - One  
Babs - One  
Silver - One
 
http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/10571/
 
Okay, okay, fine I’ll play by the rules of ethics and morals…  
http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/10631/
 
Ten Bits to Octavia.
Background Pony #209B
Colgate with all ten. gotta love that cutie
Face McShooty II

@SylverDeathclaw  
Make fortune, holla holla, get dollah, come back to the booth, and spend as much as you want.  
Sorted.
Gocker

Can you resist that face Vinyl is making?
 
10 bits on her…
Painfulldarksoul
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

Why do you have to torture us? So many lovely mares and only 10 bits? But if I have to decide. I want the 2 and 8 bit one, both on Princess Celestia.
Jerkface
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

My answer?  
Kindly refuse the offer and spend the money elsewhere.
Face McShooty II

Ten bits?  
Mares?  
Nah, mate: Steam Funds.  
Get them bitches virtual hats.  
Bitches love hats.
deactivated35a9c6

You kidding? Ten to Derpy.  
Oh, I bet she’d get so into it too…
Background Pony #F741
@T-storm Berzerker
 
Ok, and besides, it’d be a win-win for the both of us
Cruiser Bruiser

Bird Milf Enjoyer
@Background Pony #E22F  
Then I’ll borrow DD. Once Dashie’s done with DD, then she’s yours.
Background Pony #F741
@T-storm Berzerker
 
but would dashie try anything she could to get to Daring do? As shes a huge fan
Cruiser Bruiser

Bird Milf Enjoyer
@Background Pony #E22F  
Keep aj and daring. Dashies mine!
Background Pony #F741
So many choices…, AJ, RD or daring do?…, well in gonna say… all 10 on daring do, maybe next time AJ and RD
Background Pony #2864
I’m going to buy cider instead. For ten bits.
TheEquestrianGallade

10 bits on Fluttershy.
SylverDeathclaw

Invest my 10 bits make fortune do what ever i want afterwards
elaralara
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Twilight - 8  
Vinyl - 2
Dee Jex

Colgate all 10
Background Pony #BDBE
…Is that ten bits or one-zero (two) bits? XD
Rain Rider0617

All ten bits on Lyra!!
kitty32092

3 bits on rarity,3 separate times,last bit for sweetie belle