@Tardis10  
i know it’s bad i fell asleep in the cinema and got bored of it ^^

@RainbowDashie41  
devil was a terrible movie

me Cadence Scootaloo and King Sombra are trapped in the Elevator then goes dark  
Sombra: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH  
Cadence WHAT WAS THAT SOMBRA IS THAT YOU  
Scootaloo *cries help someone  
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE’S GOT ME *DIES  
turns out to be like the movie devil

Me: Well, Lyra’s trying to get me to pet her, Berry’s drunk, and Dash is on my other side…

I fight off a demon corrupting equestria with Snow Drop, Discord, and Chrysalis.

Me, Derpy, and Berry Punch, get into a drunken argument and one of them pulls out a knife…Berry didn’t mean to eat your last muffin she was drunk

Wake up in the nude with Ms. Peachbottom  
and Noi standing over me  
 

July 21st… no sell. Princess Luna wins every time.

@Selenori1  

I accidentally knocked Scootaloo over, causing her to fall down 10 flights of stairs…
 
Sorry Scoots ._.

Sep 24!

Sunset Shimmer and Vinyl Scratch invite me to a party and Fluttershy asks me to dance. Fuck Yes

Sept 28  
Me and the girls and scootaloo watching a movie  
Hope it’s not Vampires and Wolves

march 23rd …. trixie and button mashes mom ?
 
i can work with this …

i have to defeat a demon that is slowly corrupting equestria with cadence with scoots or the equestria girls…i pick scoots cant leave a filly behind :D

june 3rd  
i get fluttershy so one of us drinks the potion(i don’t care which)

I, Miss Peachbottom, Discord and Twilight are trapped on an elevator when the lights go out.
 
…Discord, what do you know about this?

Best pony tries to kiss me, but Tom the Rock invites me to his bedroom. I have to choose.  
But why

me trixie and buttons mom fight off an army of changelings that ride hydras

I’m in Roseluck’s room naked while her and Applejack are standing over me with smiles on their faces. Let the orgy begin…

I hope discord is stair proof. (Nov 7)

Myself, Berry Punch, Derpy, and the Goddess-Queen of the Night, snuggle on my couch watching movies.
 
sigh The problem is, knowing Berry, and the fact that I have a full-sized fridge with nothing but booze in it, we’ll all pass out drunk before anything happens.

Me Ms.Peachbottom,Discord,And twilight fight off a demon that’s slowly corrupting equestria..Go team!

Scootaloo, you’re a little filly. I’m a grown man. How’s about we wait a couple of years to see how this turns out?

Applejack and Fluttershy fell asleep on my lap in the midle of an earthquake.  
we’re just sleeping in the middle of grass field and don’t give a flying feather about