@Fortune  
Coincidence much?  
I’m listening to it too.
 
I imagine unicorns firing magic beams both sides firing back and forth, while the Earth Ponies dig the trenches, totting machine guns, and engaging the enemies at melee hand to hand range.
 
Meanwhile, up in the sky  
Pegasi, Griffons, and whatever flies on both sides trying to shoot each other down.

@RIG  
According to one dictionary, “immortal” means “not subject to death.” Celestia and Luna are certainly not deathless, nor are they necessarily ageless.

@SeraphimDawn  
Ah, so the source was probably an article like “7 People Who Changed History After Eating a Sandwich”.

@Background Pony #9502  
immortal doesn’t means you cannot be hurt…or killed by another mean that is not age.

@SeraphimDawn  
Due to getting my fan wires crossed, I’m always struck by images of ponies while listening to “Price of a Mile” by Sabaton.

@Goldenpwny  
Cracked.com

@Fortune  
Ponies in Trench Warfare? Nice.

@HighRollerHydra  

@SeraphimDawn  
Ok, but why emphasize the sandwich part?

@Goldenpwny  
 
Bang! Bang! Bang!
 
Yep, the FN Browning M1910 .32acp was the pistol used by Gavirolo Princip in that assassination. He and his group actually gave up after they botched up their attempts. Gavirolo got a lucky chance when the Archuke’s vehicle happened to pass by the cafe where he was having a sandwich!

@Background Pony #9502  
…moving on.

@HighRollerHydra  
Um, no, they’re not. Where did you get such a silly notion.

You’re both immortal, stop it.

@Starswirl  
He does kind of look like the guy…  
 
But that would mean Celestia and Luna are Bosnian Serb nationalists.

By the way, I vote for “Archduke Pferdinand” if that wasn’t clear. Anypony have any objections?

Spy vs. Spy anypony?

@Starswirl  
That was supposed to be “poor”. Ugh. Just because it’s five in the morning doesn’t mean you can just turn off, brain.

“It’s not like we wanted to cause Pony War I or something.”

This is probably indicative of the tumult of that age. Constant violence and threat of invasion and all that rot.

Oh look, another n00b who thinks they’re immortal.

Pure Archduke Pferdinand. We hardly knew ye.

I guess all the ‘deadly’ traps broke down form neglect.
 
How lucky for us.