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Flanagan
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@Poptard  
Calls plane via phone  
You realize you left Celestia here with me right?  
Puts arm around Celestia  
So… Celestia… wanna go see ‘Frozen’?  
(And truthfully I love both characters equally, though I feel more connected to the younger. And how DARE you say that I think Luna isn’t good enough for me, she deserves much better! But somehow she doesn’t see it like that.)
Poptard
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The Tastiest
@Flanagan  
Why yes, I do say so. Among other things. Handsome rogues with hearts of gold can both be cool and smart while still captivating the hearts of women everywhere.
 
I also say “Watch out!”  
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  • flies off into the sunset *
     
    (That was fun, but I totally won that. Death is cheap, because according to Call of Duty logic, you’ll just walk it off. You can have Luna instead, you like her way more than I do. What, is she not good enough for you? I should tell her sister that.)
Flanagan
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@Poptard  
And you say I’m the pompous one?  
(Ha that exchange was fun, How bout this… since the multiverse exists you take one I take the other and we still be friends. ‘even though you tried to kill me three or four times’)  
(P.S. in reality a woman that beautiful wouldn’t even consider men like us… let’s face it, I think we’ve both proved that we were crazy.)
Poptard
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The Tastiest
@Flanagan  
That’s very philosophical of you. Now, where was I?
 
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Ah yes, off to my hot date with Celestia! I’ll make sure to ask her that for your sake!  
  • exit stage left *
Flanagan
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@Poptard  
Grabs by the leg and throws down to the ground  
Mother always said I’d be fine if I was hit in the head… Next time check for a pulse…  
And no… I was no where near Celestia when I put him in his place, I was doing what I had been trained for for decades to do, uphold her honor. I guess the times have changed, but you still should have upheld the right to dibs, for my dibs was one of love as well. Our styles are very different, I am a beast who fights to preserve the honor of her on the fields of battle and sometimes that means I can become a bit rowdy. You on the other hand… you will stab a man of honor in the back to get what he ‘thinks’ is his… perhaps neither of us deserve such a beautiful, kind hearted woman. Perhaps we should give up on the pursuit. Hell all I wanted was diner and a movie and maybe… just maybe if she found me to be deserving of her affection she would accept another offer for time together. Maybe our dreams of spending time with her are just that, dreams… dreams that will never be a reality…
Poptard
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The Tastiest
@Flanagan  
How many times have you died? I’m starting to get impressed. Anyway, I don’t have to be close to you beat you.  
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  • speaking to corpse *  
    What’s that, you brutally assaulted somepony around Celestia for not treating her like a omnipotent, unreachable god, and pompously boasted the deed? Tsk tsk. She’s a caring, wonderful, moral person (albeit old and powerful) who doesn’t want everybody genuflecting when she walks by, and she’d be very dissapointed in your overreacting. She deserves someone better.
     
    Besides, dibbs don’t matter. Only love. HK-47 has my back on this.
     
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    You can take Luna instead.
     
    (The guide to posting image formats is in the “formatting help” right above the comment input box)
Flanagan
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@Poptard  
Pulls out knife again  
Seriously dude? Seriously? Again with the knife? You’ll need a bit more than that to take me down. I serve her where I am needed, and that is not from the shadows where you skulk and though I admit that I’m not the smartest. I am far from pompous, I never boast about my achievements. It was only this instance where you have violated one of the most sacred of all man laws and tried to take her without the one calling dibs to have his chance. Further more I am insulted that you even consider me to be the slightest bit like Buck Withers. Hell I hit that guy so hard for acting the way he did around Celestia body was so broken that he had to pack on pounds to hide the misshapen parts of his torso.  
(You’re only winning because I can’t internet good and can’t figure out how to post pics/gifs)
Poptard
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Silver Bit -
Diamond -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Happy Derpy! -
Silver Supporter -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

The Tastiest
@Flanagan  
I serve my princess in different, less obvious ways. Secretive ways.  
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Secret indeed.  
Besides, dibbs aren’t permanent. Just ask Buck Withers.
 
Also,  
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You don’t learn very well. Celestia likes being smart, not being pompous.
 
(Also, yeah, I’m being silly as well. But I totally won this “debate”)
Flanagan
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@Poptard  
Gets up and pulls knife out of back  
Heh… that tickled…  
As for her being yours… I don’t recall you being on the fields of battle, defending her honor against those who called her a tyrant, a rapist and all other manner of dishonorable names. Where as I for over two years as well have fought for her honer and protected her form the evils the fandom has thrown at her. My friend if you truly believed she was yours then I would have seen you by my side as a fellow brother in arms, not as a man who violates the right of dibs. So I ask you one more time, as the man of honor that I am, to stand aside and allow me my right…  
Minigun barrels begin to rotate  
Or parish along while the sound of steel rain tears you asunder.  
(I would also like to say that I hope you don’t take this seriously, we are arguing about the affections of a fictional character after all, I just like seeing your replies.)
Flanagan
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@Poptard  
I expected as much from the likes of you, so I wore some protection… and since you have decided not to play fair…  
Acquires Minigun  
IT’S COWARD KILLING TIME!
Flanagan
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@Poptard  
It is now clear to me that you lack honor, I’d hoped that it wouldn’t come to this… but now I have no choice to battle you for her hand, seeing that you lack the common decency to adhere to the sanctity of dibs.  
unsheathes blade  
COME NOW! PROVE YOUR WORTH ON THE FIELDS OF BATTLE!
Background Pony #6F55
Now that she’s done teaching Twilight, she needs someone new to teach…for a very different set of lessons.  
It’ll be long and hard, and that goes for curriculum as well.