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  1. Tommylee27

    Tommylee27 Newcumer

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    What made you smile today? Let me know lets chat
     
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  2. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Thread already exists.
     
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  3. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    Hahaha.. yup me too. You done fucked up now.. she's gonna get you.
     
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  4. hugo agogo

    hugo agogo Sex Machine

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    The people here that get so pissy about duplicate threads :hilarious:
     
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  5. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    She's already beat one senseless today. It was fun to watch, and she gave me a front seat. woot woot.
     
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  6. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Lol wow. It's literally right there.
     
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  7. hugo agogo

    hugo agogo Sex Machine

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    A beating? Lol

    It was more like a drive by whining.
     
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    2. hugo agogo
      How the feck do you drive a tortoise?
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
    3. conroe4
      Well, she whined and dined him, and he's passed out, no longer irritating us. HE's G O N E.
       
      conroe4, Mar 22, 2018
    4. hugo agogo
      He's not the first to get caught in a black widows web.... he won't be the last.
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
    5. coraline
      Nope my past lovers are still alive and living well
       
      coraline, Mar 22, 2018
    6. hugo agogo
      I bet they are.

      Sorry you didn't get the metaphor.
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
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  8. coraline

    coraline The Witchy Woman

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    What made me smile today?.... well I guess it's the fact that somebody can be so blind and in their own "Special" bubble to not notice that there already is the exact same post but 60 pages long which was on the top half of the page.
     
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    1. hannahsbigdaddy
      Hahaha..
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Mar 22, 2018
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  9. hugo agogo

    hugo agogo Sex Machine

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    Maybe they have you on ignore and didn't see it.
     
    1. coraline
      Ironically that's not how the ignore thing works hence my post earlier
       
      coraline, Mar 22, 2018
    2. hugo agogo
      That's exactly how it works. If you put someone on ignore none of their posts or threads show up.
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
    3. coraline
      OK mark if you insist
       
      coraline, Mar 22, 2018
    4. hugo agogo
      Try it. Put someone on ignore. none of their stuff shows up.

      I don't use it myself. I have a perfectly good ignore function in my brain. I don't need computer code to do it for me.

      My name is not mark by the way.
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
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  10. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    Stupid people always make me smile now ill go post on the other thread so this one is not on top of the good thread.
     
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  11. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Put a pox on him for that.
     
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  12. hugo agogo

    hugo agogo Sex Machine

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    Handbags at 10 paces really make me smile.
     
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  13. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    If you would have titled it Name Another thing that made you smile today...but you wouldn't get many responses.
    I don't think they smile twice in one day.:D
     
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  14. hugo agogo

    hugo agogo Sex Machine

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    Mentally challenged people smile a lot. Vacant smiles count right?
     
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    2. hugo agogo
      I smile a lot.

      Usually it's just gas.
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
    3. conroe4
      Rixer's comment in Off Topic was, "Never trust a fart". I've learned he is correct.
       
      conroe4, Mar 22, 2018
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    4. hugo agogo
      When one gets to a certain age just bending over can be a cause for concern :depressed::hungover::hilarious:
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
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    5. Ed Itor
      @hugo agogo in more ways than one mate, if bending over causes light headedness than it might be your heart.
       
      Ed Itor, Mar 23, 2018
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    6. hugo agogo
      My hearts fine it's my arse I'm worried about
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 23, 2018
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  15. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Making fun of special needs people is so badass and cool.

    Fucking loser. Go jump off a bridge.
     
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      Somebody needs to stand up for those who can't.

      Only a coward mocks special needs people.
       
      user 326, Mar 22, 2018
    3. conroe4
      Well he was just making a funny, and then put it on himself. C'mon man, lighten up.
      You're pleasant when you're not angry.
       
      conroe4, Mar 22, 2018
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    4. user 326
      Actually... no he didn't.

      He mocked special needs people.
       
      user 326, Mar 22, 2018
    5. hugo agogo
      Baller is sensitive about this because of his own special needs
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 23, 2018
    6. Ed Itor
      or a special needs person that mocks themselves and others with the same affliction.
       
      Ed Itor, Mar 23, 2018
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  16. hugo agogo

    hugo agogo Sex Machine

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    E-hard men and keyboard warriors really make me smile
     
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      *smiling*

      You're just proving my point for me here. So kudos for that.
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
    3. user 326
      That's because we're in your venue. Online.

      My venue isn't the internet, and you aren't shit in it. Nor do things go your way.

      Which is why you try so hard on here.
       
      user 326, Mar 22, 2018
    4. hugo agogo
      Where have I tried to be hard. I told you before I'm not hard. I'm in a fucking wheelchair. I couldn't be further from a hard man.

      I know this and accept it. You on the other hand do not. And frankly your posturing is hilarious.
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
    5. user 326
      Unlike you I really am what I am.

      I don't posture. I respond to fake posturing by loudmouth frauds like you.

      Other people might get confused by your obvious bullshit. Not me.

      And unlike you what I am isn't only online.
       
      user 326, Mar 22, 2018
    6. hugo agogo
      *smiling*

      Sure sure
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 23, 2018
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  17. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Silly me, <slaps self> what were you thinking?
     
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  18. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    My opinion...
    I say we cut the OP some slack and go play in Devours thread.




    She has the goods.
     
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    1. hugo agogo
      I'm gonna go with no on that one Bob...
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 22, 2018
    2. Valspar
      Who are you calling Bob?
      Neal!
      Kneel and Bob.
       
      Valspar, Mar 23, 2018
    3. hugo agogo
      I thought it was Bob and weave!
       
      hugo agogo, Mar 23, 2018
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  19. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Delusional attention whores made me smile today.
     
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