@DanielTepesKraus  
This does nothing good for my faith in humanity, though.

You stole the man’s skateboard.  
Why?

@The Smiling Pony  
@PrisonedMuffin
 
Oh ye silly fillys of little faith.  
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@DanielTepesKraus  

@The Smiling Pony  
It totally happened. I went into the drug store, to buy some drugs, and I guess I walked in on two guys in the middle of an argument. It sort of went like this:
 
Guy with Skateboard: “… … … with your autism.”  
Bowler Hat Guy: “I’m not autistic! AND IT’S NOT A FEDORA!!!”
 
Then they started fighting and this fat security man kicked them out, and they kept fighting in the parking lot. And I swiped the guy’s skateboard that he dropped in the store.

Can confirm, I’m the hat

Did this actually happen?
 
Not trying to be a dick or anything, it’s just pretty outlandish to think someone would spill some internet into the real world. Or maybe I’ve been in Europe for too long…

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
I prefer “bowlerderby”.

If someone called a bowler(derby) a fedora I would punch them so hard.

@Fortune  
Or a Derby, depending on where you’re from.

Well, that’s a bowler.