Me, Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie randomly start singing in the library. Its a cartoon, so we must be singing about our problems!

I wake up and find that I am Spitfire’s Foal  
Not Bad. Not Bad at all…

Luna admits that Celestia is madly in love with me.

i wake up i find out that i am Discord’s foal

Me: If she survives and wants revenge, Vinyl, you owe me big time. Anyways, what am I poisoning the Changeling Queen with?
 
Vinyl: Well, let’s just say we don’t know how it comes out.
 
(Five hours later)
 
Me: IT WAS A LAXATIVE!?! I thought I was putting in chemicals involved with BUG SPRAY!!!

I swordfight with Snowdrop and Scoots over a pit of spikes. Pfft.

@forrest
 
She does get spankings though…
 
Not for discipline but for fun from Silverspoon =D

DT stole my remote controller and wont give it back what do i do? im gonna teach that filly some discipline like her father should do but doesnt with maybe a good ole fashioned spanking

you know it doesn’t even matter who my favorite pony is,me and discord singing in a library is bucking for a lightning spell from twilight(p.s. its sweetie belle)

Epic sword fight with Pinkamena Diane Pie and Snowdrop over the pit full of deadly spikes. I hope I’ll win, or else this is my last comment here.

Vinyle tells me chrissy is in love with me… Well, i am half changeling

Dimond tiara steals my game controller & won’t give it back… I slap her& get my controller back

snowdrop tricks me put poison in milkshake to pinkamena diane pie…that little brat

Twilight admits that Luna is deeply in love with me. Incoming royal plot!

@Background Pony #B0AF  
Remember the third bridesmaid beside Lyra and Colgate/Romana/Minuette/whatever?  
That’s Twinkleshine. Have fun being a BG pony’s kid!

I wake up to find that I am Twinkleshine’s foal.  
Um, Who’s Twinkleshine?

It’s a grand sing-along with me, Twilight and Lyra! Yay!

Silver spoon tells me that Fluttershy, my fav pone, is madly in love with me. ALL THE YES!!!

Do I hug Princess Luna or Twilight Sparkle? Hmmm… Gonna go with twilight.

Twi? Singing in a library? Are you sure?

Snowdrop is my daughter 0_O

King Sombra tricked me into poisoning Applejack. Thankfully, she wasn’t really interested in milkshakes at the time.

Swimming at the beach with Trixie and Fluttershy.

twilight and nyx appear infront of me and i can only hug one of them… aaagghh so dificult… i pick nyx…

Walks in to see Fluttershy and Trixie taking bath together.
 
And that’s why I have to pee outside if either of those two are in my bathroom. It also explains why I have a huge blade shoved in to my skull.