Hehehe. Funny. I have something bigger though… (Whips out a Turret)

O_0 pinkie I don’t

“H-How did she find out!?”  

But… I’m a girl ._.

…I’m wearing clothes. I wear clothes pretty much always. Are you spying on me in the shower or something?

Where it’s going, you’ll appreciate its below average size.

…I was hoping that by now someone with no penis (either because they’re a woman or because they lost theirs somehow, woman seems more likely though) would have showed up here, but I guess I can’t blame them for not wanting to touch this thread with a ten-inch pole.

Sooooooo, is that a no on the hoofjob?

@Pendejo  

@Background Pony #A0F5
 

WAY TO BE BLUNT

She might not even be talking to anyone, she might just be shouting that for the hell of it.
 
@Lefty643  
That only works for boobs.
 
@Dr_Robotpony  
Whatever that is, it’s totally not getting enough screentime in anything.
 
@SquiggyBomb  
Gene Simmons? Is that you?

@Nosfrat  
8 is bigger than average?

Assuming an average stallion in the show is roughly one meter tall (3’4”), in proportions to a regular horse, their penises should be about 7 to 8 inches. That’s bigger than average among humans, but stallions can’t hilt, and only about two thirds of their length can be ‘used’, essentially giving them 5 inches at best, and I believe the vast majority of guys are above that.
 
So yeah, whoever she’s talking to, better have dexterous fingers and a well trained tongue.

Stop troll asian people, Pinkie…

I dunno, 6.5 inches is pretty normal. But to your 4 foot tall body it’d be pretty big in comparison.

 
“Mine ain’t nothing special, but this boy gets the job done”

^ & ^^
 
Guys, that’s a well-known trolling copy-pasta.

@Background Pony  
And yet you still don’t have enough self esteem when a little pink pony criticizes your size

@Background Pony  
Hey let that guys lie die off please it sickens real enlisted men who have seen battle.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.