darknessCaptain

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Rpground
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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@ze  
Get firmly grasped! P:
Trachyon
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@ze  
UNIVERSAL JAMMING GRIPPER YES
Bhazor

@ze
 
Your PNAS is magnificent. I want it right now.
ze
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Array  
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Trachyon
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Array  
This has pretty much been my headcanon for a while, too.  
@Trachyon
Array

After reading through this comment thread, I have come up with new headcanon.
 
Pony hooves are like (or are internally made of) cornstarch non-Newtonian fluid.
 
There, problem solved! Enjoy your both-sensitive-and-hardy hooves.
 
(Either that or it’s instinctual magic. Fuck, I don’t know. Because hey, that makes as much sense as, well, magic and their entire society existing in the manner it does.)
HFWMM

This is rainbow! Hoofrubs make me cum! Over!
Rpground
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Chaotic Neutral
By the GODS THE COMMENTS!
 
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AHHHH!
ze
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

What’s up with the source URL?
Background Pony #962F
My mistake. I searched, but couldn’t find it. Sorry guys. :-/
Background Pony #4407
Dupe
mogu

@Xamrin  
it’s highly implied that the bottom outer-front edge of even the girl ponies are hard, i.e. pinkie and rarity ‘making their hooves shiny’ in some episodes. though if it’s cartoonishly convenient the whole thing can be soft as a mashmallow it would seem haha. I always wrote them like that though, a hooflike outer edge with a clean, soft, supple underside - I don’t really understand why people are comparing them to real horse hooves either, these characters are only inspired by real equines, nothing more. i mean, look at the snouts… look at the EYES… why do you think the hooves would be the same?
EvaXephon
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Even in the show hooves are inconsistent.
 
For many characters they’re soft and squishy looking. But for Big Macintosh and Shining Armor they’re clearly solid.
BlackRain

@Background Pony  
Don’t see why not? Wouldn’t harm anypony to have some.
Jaytaro

@Gundlach  
i get it
Sensilis

Considering that MLP hooves are flexible and can twist and bend, then that means they’re soft (not as hard as a rock as some people think). These aren’t RL hooves, so the comparison is invalid.
Gundlach
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Time to tickle some frogs. >:3
bleedinskull

@Bhazor  
It’s /mlp/ based. Did you suspect something superior and intelligent? Think wrong, buddy.
Bhazor

This was the most gloriously stupid comment thread I have ever read.
 
Well done.
bleedinskull

So you rub the underside of a pony’s hoof like a vagina?
Background Pony #AEBA
No chance of having a stallion hoof fetish? Not Big Mac, maybe a background pony or an OC.
Sad

@mogu  
Oh, yes mister, please do. Your stuff was great! It helped me to not hate writing as much as I used to by giving me a bit of inspiration.
Josh103
Thread Starter - Artists you miss.

@The Smiling Pony  
I sometimes wonder how much admins know.
 
Well, obviously everything.
Trachyon
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Jaytaro  
Jesus Christ what even is happening in that pic