rape her

Shoot more heroine into my eyeballs, lest the vision dismisses me.

Hi, you lost. I’m Fox. Wanna come to my place for a bit of tea?

I would do things that would make DowM go apeshit on me.

Slap her for no reason then walk away.

Do a double take, then stop her and ask if she is who I think she is. If she says yes, ask what she’s doing in my neighborhood instead of wherever it is pony people live.

wave and say hi

I’d want to say hello but end up being too socially awkward penguin, and smile awkwardly whilst coutinueing to walk.

hay flutters

Walk away without making eye contact.

Just pass her by. I’ll react when I see Rainbow Dash.

Go “oh, uh, erm, h-hey oh, you’re already gone”, always regret not trying to chat her up, forever.

@MagnificentTrixie
 
This Nigga
 

@MagnificentTrixie  
“ Hey Fluttershy go long”  
Fluttershy: eek! blocks ball with arm

Take her to the hospital - no one in the real world should be that jaundice.

@MagnificentTrixie  
That reminds me about that Vine video where that dude drop kicks a kitten.

Give her a smile.