Liarjack will be my mother (not really bad)
Rainbow Dash will be my lover (I’m not a pegasus, so no danger)
Crazy Twilight will be my friend (crazy but not evil)
Flutterbitch will hate me to the bitter end (serve her right)
Miss Rarity will be my boss (she’s not that bad)
Pinkamena will suffer a terrible loss (her life?)
Twilight, mother (royal family, sweet)
Fluttershy, lover (domination is magic)
Pinkie Pie, friend
Applejack, hate me to the bitter end
Rainbow Dash, boss
Rarity, loss (I fucking hate Rarity)
