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ElusiveDelight

The Clopper
I am complete!
 
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
 
The time has come, ponyfag scum  
Now im complete and this movie shal bomb  
But still you should know, that tyhanks to hasbro,  
Equestria girls will soon have its own show!
 
Wait, wait, waaaaaaaaaait you humanfucker!  
We invoke the code of jackblacl…  
Give us one chance to win our show back…
 
…  
Fuck.  
FUCK!  
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck the villan code prevents me  
From declining a cliche contest  
What are your terms? Whats the cha-a-atch?
 
If we win, we go back to a movie about PONIES.  
And we never toutch the idea again.
 
And what if I win?
 
Then you can have my dragon-dog  
(wtf. Quiet spike, im working here…)  
…and a jar of penut butter.
 
Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!  
You arn’t dreamin’ im a demon! Origenalty? PLEASE!  
Girls will buy whatever shit we half-bake!  
Selling toys for kids is easy as cake!  
I dont care for your integrity at stake!  
We’ve got tones of plans for human ponies!  
With boyfriend and tacked on accessories!  
Make ‘em thin, we gotta pray on insucureities!
 
Noooooo!  
C’mon girls, lets show her how its done…  
Girls?  
Theres no way we can win.  
Hasbors just too far gone.  
We have to accept we cant change the shows new path.  
Listen faggots!  
Shes gonna ruin out ponies!  
High school drama will take its place.  
Never…  
Unless we dont see the film or at least steal it.  
Girls we’ve grown so very close.  
I got to lick my own balls.  
That was gross.  
Now we’ve got to take this queen bitch down!  
Come on, ladies, now its time to blow doors down!  
I hear you, twilight, now its time to blow doors down!  
Get readdy, Shimmer, ‘cos its time for a show down!  
Somehow, someway, we’re gonna turn this show around!  
Now er’ve gotta take this fucker down!  
I will rape you twilight if you dont blow her down!  
If its ok with you, I’d like to blow doors down!  
Buckle up sunset, becouse we’re back in ponytown!  
Our fandom isent just mindless thralls!  
Nothing nice’s been said about your dolls!  
Your flicks over used presmise and plot!  
For what you par for its not a lot!  
You think we cant save this travesty?  
Well then guess again.  
We’re M-L-P!
 
[Ok Im out, that was harder then you would think it was]