@Evil_Overlord  
I don’t see anything wron- looks at number 29 name  
…you SICK BASTARD!

@Evil_Overlord  
LOL! YOU’RE SCREWED, BUDDY!

@Evil_Overlord  
CRAP I THOUGHT 29 WAS DASHIE I SERIOUSLY DON’T WANT THIS

Nov 29, somehow I seem to win way to much when it comes to birthday games

June 30th = Rainbow Dash lying on my bed…
 
 
…the thing I would do next is say “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE!?”

Oral from Chryssy and/or NMM randomly every day.
 
I’ve got some good luck with these, lately.

I walk into Princesses Luna’s house to only find her making out with Derpy and Queen Chrysalis… thinks and then says YES! joins in

@Applebloom121  
I know. Based on the pic he posted, I thought he thought it was Celestia.

@Ace_Straight  
so it can still be just Applejack

@DashingJack  
Um, DashingJack, I think you misread it. The 9th is Applejack (and/or Big Mac).

I go balls deep into Molestia while making out with Applejack, while Molestia eats Applejack out. Buck yeah!

Princess Luna and Princess Molestia wrestle with me nude on the bed…So much win!

You turned into a pony and meet up Queen Chrysalis and Nightmare Moon, both of which are in heat. You marry one and the other becomes your mistress.  
DO NOT F**KING WANT !! commit suicide

69 in the middle of town with Luna or Molly in front of everyone? Can they take turns with me?

Oh, my God, 24 WOULD be “Tom the Rock and/or Bloomberg”! The ONE day with no ponies on it!

I find a naked Rarity in front of my house, talk to her and thus have sex with her.
 
WHO’S BAD?! WHO’S BAD?! I’M BAD!

I walk into my bedroom and find Princess Luna spread eagle on my bed. What do? Her, of course.

tl;dr

I get a random daily BJ from Derpy Hooves.
 
Because it’s Derpy, I can’t get upset with that in good conscience (I’ll try to get to a secluded location whenever I see her coming though).

I wa;l onto my bedroom and find the Equestria Girls spread eagle in my bed.  
If I don’t know them, thus meaning they might not know clothes are needed, I will become a stereotypical male Mary-sue.  
If we met, and they just wanna fuck, dive in!

August 9th.  

@Tenacious Dreamer  
lucky bastard

I have become a pony who marries Twilight Sparkle with Lyra as my mistress.
 
Pure win.

I wrestle nude with spitfire on my bed and i pin her to the bed and rut her all night long NICE XD

I walk in to see Twilight and Lyra making out with either a rock or a tree.
 
…this is the part where I slowly back out of the room, and run like hell.