@LogicalExtropolation  
One of the simplest ways is to remember that clips are used to load magazines, and magazines are used to load guns.

@Deserter  
Thank you.  
(also, man, I have never gotten that distinction right. Like ever)

I’ll take the desert eagle. It comes with patent-pending party ammo.

@LogicalExtropolation  
Yeah, extended magazines are usually longer than the grip on pistols.

I am unfamiliar with the glock 18. Is the clip partially ejected, or is it designed to protrude from the grip that far?

Not pictured: Granny Smith with a flintlock musket

NONE OF THEM get a revolver? C’mon…

Odd, I would’ve pinned Rarity as a revolver fan.

Gonna take the Heckler & Koch USP .45, then.

I want that Luger!

glock please and my fav pone YAY!!!

@SeraphimDawn
 
Nah, Flutters gets a nerf gun. Her expression as she presents it says: ‘you don’t need to fight for real, right?’

@Background Pony #CAAC  
I think a Stechkin or Dardick would’ve fit Pinkie Pie.
 
Fluttershy might go well with Welrod silence pistol.

#1 Would be the Luger, very good fit with Rarity’s personality as the Luger is as beautiful aesthetically as it is mechanically. My personal fav pistol evah!
 
#2 The Walther PPK. Why? Because Bond!
 
#3 Colt M1911. Very Applejack as it’s a workhorse. Reliable, efficient and easy to make.
 
#4/#5 Either the Glock or the USP, to me I have no personal favs.
 
#6 Is the DEagle, funny in its association with Pinkie Pie (Bombastic, outlandish, silly)… but it is, as a pistol, a terrible weapon. Its only real market is civilian.

@Justy  
That’s like saying getting a chocolate bar is better than being stabbed.  
Everything is better than a Chauchat.

@Deserter
 
Never handled an MG3 and only shot the 42 once, but the design is solid. And sexy. And virtually anything is an improvement over the UK 59 except maybe a .30-06 Chauchat, so there’s that.

@Justy  
Personally, I like the MG3 more, can’t go wrong with firing an almost literal wall of bullets at the enemy.  
Plus, the original design got my greatfather out of WWII alive, so that’s a plus if you ask me.

@Deserter  

 
Any post-soviet military? We mount them on Land Rovers, together with the PKB. Makes for a decent patrol car. The AGS is a great problem solver and is’s damn near physically impossible to make the PKB malfunction (unless the headspace is wrong, but that can be adjusted in the field using a goddamn screwdriver, which is one of the many reasons the PK is an incredible GPMG platform).

@SeraphimDawn  
First and foremost, that’s a grenade launcher.  
Second, that was a problem with ball-and-cap revolver rifles, as the gases usually ignited the powder in the other slots and made the whole gun explode.

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
Yeah, revolver rifles don’t exactly work out. Something about the gas escaping between cylinder and barrel. Unless it’s the Russian Nagant M1985.

The fuck is even going on in this thread?  

@Justy  
Where the fuck do you even get a soviet automatic grenade launcher?

@BulletCat
 
And now we’re shifting the goalposts from “what qualification do you have” to “your qualification doesn’t matter because potato, grunts are the real experts! Disregard what trauma physicians say, the blunt tool knows better!”  
Also if you look down there, you’ll realize I never called you a redneck, I merely called the belief that the .45 offers a significantly better performance or that there is a magical, untraceable wounding mechanism called energy dump “redneck myths”, which is precisely what they are. Anyway, I don’t work for a “company”. As for what I’ve worked on, stuff ranging from the DShKM and AGS-17 through the SVD to the CZ 805 BREN A1. And since you’re just desperately clinging to your fallacies and putting words in my mouth, I’m done here.
 
@Deserter
 
Oh yes, I even got the badge!

@Justy  
Oh, I’m not mad. I’m not the one who started the name calling. “Redneck,” huh? And sorry if I actually listen to people who have actual experience using their firearms in tough situations. I feel I can learn more from them. And I’m sure that being both an armorer and an instructor makes you instantly an expert on what people should use in a combat situation. Besides, I know you’re lying about several points about the 1911 you brought up. Reliability, Durability, Complexity… And maybe I do choose to listen to people who have actually been there over people who have worked it out in a room on a piece of paper. But I have found that experiences are more reliable means of finding the truth than what someone says should be, based on calculations. BTW, what sort of armorer are you? For what company? What sort of guns do you work on?

@Justy  
Did anyone ever tell you you have a very unlikable personality?