Sweetie Belle got me pregnant?????

Celestia goes into labor during our bedroom encounter.

Princess Luna goes into labor during a bedroom encounter with you.
 
 
I could only call for the royal midwives unless Luna uses the Traditional Royal Canterlot Voice to do so. Otherwise, just try to keep her as calm as possible, taking deep breaths.

“Cheerilee goes into labor during a bedroom encounter with you.”  
I could provide emotional support, but other than that, I’d be just about useless in that situation.  
Though I suppose that’s still more useful than some husbands and baby-daddies are to their wives and baby-mommas while in labor.  
Also, June 1st wouldn’t make a whole lot of sense.

Nurse Redheart goes into labour while having a bedroom encounter with me. At least she has the right occupation to get through it!

So Cheerilee and I go into hiding as every other mare goes into heat.
 
Hope she likes playing Rimworld and EUIV…

I become pregnant with Silverspoon…

After months of searching, you find Scootaloo in an isolated cottage surrounded by foals and expecting more  
oh dear

Chrysalis kidnaps and infests Sunset Shimmer with changeling larva. First of all, GROSS! Second of all, no way am I touching that stuff! I’ma let her die!

I get pregnant with nightmare moon…I don’t even right now

Chrysalis kidnaps and infests Applejack with changeling larva… Well, this is awkward.

(Hitler dinner scene parody start)  
Rarity is pregnant with Cloudchaser…  
Cloudchaser.  
Out of all the pegasi, Cloudchaser.  
Dust, jah, that arrogant imbecile.  
Flitter, jah, magnificent little bastard.  
All the others JAH JAH JAH JAH JAH.  
But Cloudchaser. I’ve placed my doubts right.  
Rarity’s been cheating on me for her;  
And even got PREGNANT!  
This is beyond my limits!  
Bring me Fegelein.  
>Why Fegelein mein fuhrer?  
He is the antic master, he must have been involved.

I find candance in an isolated cottage. jesus crist Shining armor!

i become pregnant with Diamond Tiara.  
I’m a guy, but i guess i can raise her better.

I’m down with this. Jan 21st. Considering I have a certain fet word for oviposition… and Princess Luna…
 
Oh what a dirty mind I have

Nov 15  
Every mare in Equestria goes into heat and you decide to escape and hide with: Princess Celestia
 
Alright. Not my first choice, but at least I don’t hate her.

Jan 1  
I’m down with it

Me: If you ladies will excuse me, I’m going to dig my own grave.
 
Twilight: That bad, huh?
 
Me: I got you and your foalsitter pregnant, not to mention that she’s MARRIED to your Brother. There’s no way I’m going to survive him when he finds out his wife and his LSBFF SLEPT with me.
 
Twilight: Logic aside, what about our kid!?!

Applejack returned from a long absence carrying my future children? Seems suspect but she is the element of honesty…screw it I’ll take my chances with her.

“After months of searching, you find Rainbow Dash in an isolated cottage surrounded by foals and expecting more” I suppose all of these would suck though (looks at other possibilities)
 
Eeyup. I was screwed no matter what.

I got a half-human foal with Derpy.  
Could’ve been worse.

@Nicolas Cage #65D8  
Y is whoever is above or below your date unless it specifies.

Sweetie Belle is pregnant because of me? Um…and who is Y?

Half-human foal with Luna…

Whoever has December, pray that it’s not an alien. 0_0