::::::FlutteRshy  
:::::::FluttErshy  
::::::::::::Twilight sparkle  
::::::::::::Applejack  
::::::::::::Rainbow dash  
::Rainbow Dash

*our nation’s

You’re entirely correct. You do not, in fact, think.

@Prof.NightJack  
Well, here’s hoping tomorrow is better.

Fucking Illuminati, I knew they were up to something with this show!

@Ginger_Fig  
(shoot him with a shotgun)  
THAT’S FOR USING DOLLARS AND NOT BITS!

 
Yeah, I know…it should have been in bits, not dollars.

wtf

So… I’m guessing that Rarity and Fluttershy are fundamentalists, right?

@DudeManGuy  
I’m having an off day today….

@Prof.NightJack  
Because I thought you were thinking OP actually believed what they were saying because you seem pretty humorless today.

@dranor44  
NO THEY DON’T, THAT JUST WHAT “THEY” WANT YOU TO THINK!  

conspiracies make the world go rouuund~ and round~ and round~ and round~

@FlutterLove  
Obviously it’s because Applejack’s the one who’s actually doing the planning

@DudeManGuy  
Why do you think i said it was “grasping at straws”?

@Prof.NightJack  
It’s not a coincidence, it’s OP intentionally arranging them that way.

@FlutterLove  
@Star Cavalcade
 
If you look closer, there’s a symmetry there that Applejack helps maintain.

@ClownDicks
 
I read it all in her voice. All of it.

Poor Applejack… she only gets used once in a conspiracy theory.

I like how Applejack was added in for one letter when either Rainbow or Twilight could’ve sufficed.

why is Applejack in there? should have just used the ‘A’ in Rainbow Dash instead

Not it’s not a coincidence, it’s grasping at straws.

@And Brother I Hurt People  
Avada Kedavra!

OF COURSE! WHY DIDN’T I SEE IT BEFORE!!?!