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i had a neighbor named chrysalis who moved in next door,  
due to some fiasco or other.  
i saw her tongue and asked her to lick to the center of a tootsie pop,  
5 pops later it was round 300 with her long tongue.  
i hadn’t had sugar in awhile that day so i did something on impulse,  
i nabbed her tongue with mine and sucked on it, tasted like the suckers she licked.  
lost track of time and when i let go she looked dazed so i took her home.  
next day i saw something that made my heart skip…  
chrysalis, with a mystery flavor tootsie pop.  
i fear this might end with many flavors of candy tongue,  
and i’ll enjoy the ride, damn sugar addiction.
Background Pony #2A03
You could eat like so many Warheads at once. Oh my god. You would be like the queen of the elementary school where the kids think eating a Warhead is cool. Or with like, adults who think that too, because that happens sometimes.
Background Pony #01E7
Just don’t complain when you end up with a face full of changeling wing-wong.