“Most fear that which they cannot comprehend, whereas a Stalker must figure out a way to make a career out of it.”

Meet and greet Nikolai, an ordinary Slavic man who traveled into the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone for an ordinary reason, and in the wake of a magical storm, got exponentially more than he bargained for. Fortunately, fate could not have selected an individual more attuned to a post apocalyptic lifestyle of cheerful hardships than this persistently intoxicated Ukrainian. Throughout his journey he’s gotten the opportunity to tangle with all aspects of the Equestrian Wasteland. Be it mutants, raiders, hivemind linked biohazardous alicorns, adorable tyrants, or equally adorable equines bearing power armor.