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Just don’t say that Equestria Girls is stupid, because apparently people have a real problem with that.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little filly? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Magic Kindergarden, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on evil beings, and I have over 300 confirmed spells. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over letter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dragons across Equestria and your magic is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mule. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, foal. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Elements of Harmony and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.