ShyPone

@techdragon  
Tech you magnificent Bastard. I love it.
Dr_Osaka
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Sata Andagi!
full
ClownDicks
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@platypusmac  
Changing my answer to this.
Background Pony #5F89
I choose both and sell OP to the glue factory.
ecto-500

@NoodleNugget  
So you’d sell her in a beat of something you don’t have?
platypusmac
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Take both, point out that glue hasn’t been made with horse parts for decades, and neither filly is made of vinyl compounds, so the factory couldn’t possibly use either.  
Then kick OP in the dick.
NoodleNugget
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

pinkie keep  
fluttershy sell in a heart beat.
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@gasmaskangel
 
@HJSDGCE  
Don’t kill me! My family will miss me!
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
@gasmaskangel  
Why dont we just bring him to the blood and organ bank?
gasmaskangel
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Artist -
Since the Beginning  -

@Randomosaur  
So you’re saying we should take him to the dog food factory instead? I like your thinking.
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@ClownDicks  
I don’t think they take humans.
Corrderio
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

I'm outie 5000
“Don’t worry Pinkie, I’ll see you again in the arts and crafts section of Walmart.”
ClownDicks
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Take them both and sell OP to the glue factory.
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
I choose Fluttershy.  
Somehow, I expect Pinkie to be just fine…
Background Pony #186D
Kick the s–t out of whoever is forcing me and adopt both
Mayojar77
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

I like Pinkie more.  
Now if it were between Rarity and Pinkie Pie, that would be hard.
Background Pony #23AC
… Just shoot me now…
gasmaskangel
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Artist -
Since the Beginning  -

I will adopt both of them, and hold off the glue factory people with a combination of guns, home made explosives, and the raw liquid crazy that fuels me.
Number1pegasus
Thread Starter -  Waifu Thread

The Element of laughter
I take them bolf and send OP to the Glue factory.
John_Cena

I can get both…  
I’ll overcome these odds.
byakhee_pony
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

i send all three to the glue factory, OP included
Background Pony #F86E
You monster…
techdragon
Thread Starter - Tech's Tickle Cellar
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

I choose full
Background Pony #F2AD
I take them both, and kill OP.
HamburgerTime

I take ’em both and hit OP in the face with a machete.