@Chopsticks
Just remember to keep Hitch safe.

@Chopsticks
@TheQuietMan
To the victor goes the spoils XD

@Chopsticks
Fire nation vs Water tribe.

He will drown.

In water or what I don’t know. But it is certain.

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Will the dragons and sirens fight over him?

@Ace the Fox
XD

It appears that unintentionally, Hitch’s got them,

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@Background Pony #CB67
I’d love to see that. X3

wonder how the sphinx would interact with hitch?

Even the Dazzlings aren’t immune to the allure of the Hitch. That paid off mortgage brings in all the babes.

@Badumsquish
Yes, everyone, everyone likes Hitch.

@WaynePonePone
I think everyone is into him. I mean, does Hitch seem like the kind of guy who would be arrogant enough to hang his own Chippendale calendar in the police station? There’s only one other person in that police station who could of hung it, and we got some SERIOUS baka vibes from this scene XD

@Badumsquish
There are… other dudes that like him too.

@Train Track
All Sprout needs now is to find a nice sphinx lawyer who can dust off an ancient, never-repealed Equestrian law that states “any villain who even attempts to give friendship a try is fully exonerated from all legal and civil repercussions” to get him off the hook for the Sprouticus Maximus incident :P

Hitch: But he usurped control of the city, blew millions of dollars of taxpayer’s money on a robot that did sweet diddly all, destroyed my friend’s house, tried to kill a bunch of ponies, and didn’t even say he was sorry!
Sourpuss: Maybe. But it’s legal. :P

@WaynePonePone
Anything’s possible. There’s plenty of cute Equestrian ladies of all shapes and sizes :P

“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised.”

@Badumsquish
When are we getting breezies so I can have my giant Hitch fantasy?

@Badumsquish
He’s rather lucky in a way lol

@river mines
@WaynePonePone
It needs to be a thing. There’s plenty of ladies who qualify as “critters” in that world XD

@Supermark
Among loads of other things :D

@Jaredking779
He can try. They might be under arrest, but he’s under their spell :P

@Super Coyote 1804
@Ereiam
They share everything. Including lovers :P

@Train Track
@sonicfan
Sprout got a villain-raised unicorn gf and a zebra mentor, but Hitch got three massive frisky siren ladies. Outdone, yet again XD

@Spiritus Arcane
@Background Pony #9231
Way too many XD

@Clever Clovers
Stygian because they love gray ponies. Hitch because he’s a critter magnet and they’re critters :D

@Mr.Myoozik
@TheQuietMan
@DragonBoi471
They were several thousand years old in Rainbow Rocks and still teenagers. By now, they’re basically siren cougars :P

@Dirty Bit
Stygian learned the hard way just how pregnant a stallion can actually get XD

@Background Pony #25D7
Even in the future, when there’s more than 7 stallions in the entire world, we still need our lady magnets :P

@Background Pony #7643
@Jaredking779
He tried to take Sunny’s advice and greet them as new friends of ponykind. They scooped him up and started giggling amongst themselves about who gets to have him first :P

@Background Pony #7643
A ticket to where?

Did hitch try to give the dazzlings a ticket?

Hitch isn’t a fighter. He’s a || Breeder||

Stygian: First time?

Either Starswirl used his time travel spell to send the Dazzlings to the future, or Hitch found an old time machine during a police raid and was sent to the past via Sparky-fueled shenanigans.

Regardless, Hitch is about to lose his shredded abs pretty soon…if y’know what I mean. ;)

Is sparky gonna have brothers and sisters?

Hitch is really getting all the females, that lucky bastard^^

“A-are you going to eat me?”
“Only part of you, if you catch my drift~”