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Background Pony #50BB
I LIKE “My Immortal”. It’s horrible, but that is what makes it incredibly funny. And it actually makes sense - I mean, it’s told from Ebony’s perspective and that’s how a nut like her would write, isn’t it?
Background Pony #306C
If this makes Trixie the pony version of Rowling, she’s going to be swimming in cash soon.
Pony Paradox
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Trixie’s complete ambivalence to the situation had gone from annoying to infuriating. The blue mare just smiled and laughed as she continued to stack her books. Finally, desperation took hold as I threw open the nearest volume. Sure enough, there was a picture of me, wearing the robes of a black magician and surrounded by monstrous creepers. A speech bubble above my head boldly declared: “WooHoo!!! I’M EVIL” followed by what was probably an unnecessary emoticon.
 
I pounded my hoof against the image to emphasis my frustration with blatantly defamatory portrayal of my character. “Why am I the evil character of the history?” I was near shouting by this point, but she still looked calm; in fact, she had renewed her smile!
 
“Well, you know?” She began in a matter-of-fact tone, oblivious to my anger, “The good histories needs a really bad villain!” I wanted to bring up her role in the most recent subjugation of Ponyville, but she cut me off before I could say anything.
 
“But don’t worry… you don’t will be defeat until the volume 7…” I was about to correct her atrocious grammar, when suddenly the meaning of her words struck me.
 
“Wait… what?” Rage was replaced with shock at this new revelation… still, I had to hear it to believe it. “You are going to write more books?”
 
“Well, of course!” She didn’t elaborate… she didn’t need to. It was clear that Trixie now fancied herself a writer, and nothing I could say would dissuade her from that conclusion. Dejected, I hung my head in defeat, ready to accept my new role as the cracker-box villain in Trixie’s terrible fanfic.
Background Pony #49E2
No worst fanfic is anything written by Skysaber/Perfect Lionheart….just read the creeping horror that is My Glided Life.
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
@Mayojar77
 
Sorcerer’s Stone  
Chamber of Secrets  
Prisoner of Azkaban  
Goblet of Fire  
Order of the Phoenix  
Half Blood Prince  
Deathly Hollows
 
SEVEN. BOOKS. WERE. MADE.