@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
I think you’re a troll. Elaborate and sad troll.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  

@Background Pony  
You mean like Sweetie Belle and Spike, someone of his age? Faust also says she thought of Spike having a crush on Rarity to show how beautiful she was. So I don’t think Sparity will suffer with this.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Whatever mate.

@Background Pony  
I shouldn’t be respond at all really.  
It’s only his own life he is screwing up.  
I just can’t help trying to fix the insanity whenever I see it.

Say what you want, neighsayers, for at the end of the day all that matters is Rarity is real to me, and we are a happy couple. Rarity is my One and Only, my Very Special Somepony, and we shall me joined in Holy Matrimony.

@Mentira  
Perhaps not, but it gives validity to some other ships. And that’s good enough for me!

@Mentira  
Yeah, it probably just promotes it.

@Dax Rattler
 
Dude, that’s not the way to play. You have to follow his rules, and then trump him.
 
For example:
 
@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 
 
Hey you, that’s not what she said when I was doing her yesterday!

I have bad news for many of you: No, this won’t stop Spike being shipped.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
At least she reciprocates mine! We’re getting married, you know.  
I was referencing this mainly.  
She does not exist, she does not reciprocate.  
she is a flash asset, she does not have a voice but the one an actress gives her.  
She does not have a personality.  
A massive money grubbing corporation designed her to sell toys to 5 year old children.  
Your imagination is as valid as a child’s imaginary friend.  
It is not real.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan
 
So, total delusion?

@Background Pony  
We’re already engaged, though we have yet to set a date for the wedding.

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
That’s our Obsessive Rarity fan! canned laugh track

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Should we be expecting to hear about your wedding in near future then?

@Dax Rattler  
Call me insane if you want, but I’m as serious about my love for Rarity as you-know-who is for Twilight Sparkle, or that fellow who proclaimed his for Vinyl Scratch on Facebook.

@Background Pony
 
There is playing smart-ass, and then there is missing the point.
 
You’re doing the latter.

Twilight confirmed as raging child abuser!

@Obsessive Rarity Fan  
Mate.  
Stop posting.  
Or at least read what you are posting, then substitute Rarity with Santa and imagine it is someone else saying this to you.  
Does it sound any less batshit insane?

@Background Pony  
you are technically right, now he is about 9-10.  
That makes it so much better and not pedophilia.

@Prof.NightJack  
At least she reciprocates mine! We’re getting married, you know.

Bwahaha! Spike shippers, I frown at you.

Bear in mind, this is Lauren’s age for him. Does it really applies for the later seasons?

I always thought of the CMC as around 6.

@MaggieXawesomeness  
Haha!