@MonkeyDzyrax  
Anyone who thinks that child sexuality is funny/legal needs to get a life.
 
Also in regards to the above situations, snuggles hugs and cute things. Like kittens.

Hit the snooze button and go back to sleep until the alarm goes off. Repeat that about 5 times.

Kiss her, make sure she has enough covers and snuggle her.

>hugs

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask her if she’s been experimenting with teleport magic.

Get diasweetes.

Yeah, yeah. I will make your breakfast.

@Brony103  
Why don’t you sit down, over here?

Freak out, attempt to determine if I’m still asleep, realize that either I am awake or very lucidly dreaming, either way, cautiously give ear-scritches and ask how she got there.

Snuggle her if she is awake or asleep and find out I have diasweetes later on and not care in the slightest.

call the cops

Ask her what she wants, and then offer her a cookie to stop staring into my soul so I can wake up later on.
 
Cookie = Snooze alarm for children… with side effects.

Tickle her a little just to hear her laugh, then snuggle her till we both fall asleep.

IF shes asleep, let her continue to nap and wait for her to wake up. If awake, then cuddles.

Give up on crack.

Id call Chris Hansen.  
Wait, nevermind.  
Randomsaur called him for me.

hug her… HUUUUUGGGGGG HEEEEEEEERRRRRR
 
Merph i just got diasweetes

Cuddle, die a little from cuteness.

Let her have a good night’s sleep then spend the next day playing and singing with her.

‘What happened last night?’

TICKLE WAR!

… Cuddle, what else?