Rixer playing 'up periscope' with himself in the bathtub. Picturing that made me laugh.

And I'd bet he's Captain Bingham with binoculars twisting his periscope back and forth looking for enemy ships. You just gotta smile at that.

 

Too much rain couldn’t go to work!

 

Waking up at 2am because my favourite boy was curled up around my head. Best cat ever ❤️

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Sleeping till noon

 

getting woke up with blow job

 

I was sitting in my car at a local pharmacy and this college age woman came walking past wearing bright yellow stretch/jogging pants and she made those pants look good! On a scale from 1 to 10 that ass was an 11+! I’m telling you it was a piece of art so yes, a HUGE smile was on display. I had to delay my departure just to watch her walk out again.....at which time I was busted and had to hear about it all the way home....was worth it too lol

 

My dog just came over and burped on my arm. She’s a lady lol

 

Finishing a shit ton of paperwork at the office today!!

 

For s0me reason we found our bank account was $2800 bucks higher than we thought it was...
Must be my wife's math...I'm sure the bank didn't make a mistake

 

Oops , there's s ship across our canal
and it's one of the biggest ,
and there's a bit of a traffic jamb.
at both ends , of the Suez.



and the little digger that could
n't

Sorry but your Chinese toys will be a little late.
Won Ton neglect ?
Chop Suez

 

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Looking up a new word I read here and discovering it really is a word, after I thought it would not be.

 

Furlough scheme baby! Less hours same money.

Eyethankewe

 

Waking up naked and cuddling my pillow....
The brief moment between dream and reality... Now that's bliss

 

My dog running around with her new bone. She does this cute prancy walk when she’s happy and showing off. She also “talks” to me with these adorable growly noises (it’s a husky thing).

 

Seeing those boobies

 

Making people laugh at work.
The COVID screening questions are boring, so I injected some humor into them. Now, when they read them, it's always a surprise, and they get a kick out of it.

 

I’m not feeling great today, and our son (Mr. Trouble) put an orange on my nightstand with a post-it note stuck to it, saying "feel better".

 

Taiwan has urged its citizens to stop officially changing their names to “salmon”, after a chain of sushi restaurants offered free food to anyone who had the name “gui yu” (salmon) on their ID.

 

@crhurricane .
The place was tiny. I can't imagine the hearing loss after bands like these played there.
I wish I knew what year this was.