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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

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  1. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    My regular lump of coal you mean?
     
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  2. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    LOL :D
     
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  3. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    And we all work with the door open, I've heard tell from several other guys I work with that there are plenty of bored housewives that like us "closet boys"... Looking forward to my first "installation"!
     
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  4. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Where were you when i had my closets done?
     
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  5. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    We could use it to keep the fireplace warm while I give you that promised massage.
     
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  6. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    I could stop by and check their work if you need!
     
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  7. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    I am sure you'd like to check something just not sure it is my closet.
     
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  8. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter took a massive amount of reality altering chemicals, curled up (naked) in the corner of his closet and cried.
    He now has severe emotional scaring.
    Not to mention, deep cuts on his ankles and wrists from gnashing his teeth in frustration.
    Shooter may have to seek medical and psychiatric assistance.
    And even perhaps consult with legal counsel.
    You know, cause now he's totally fucked up and
    IT'S YOUR FAULT XNXX!!

    Just kidding (smirks)
    He basically got on with business and checked back occasionally, hoping the forum came back up.
    Amazing how much real work one can accomplish if one isn't screwing around on the web.
     
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Home improvement guys are always meeting women, some married and some not. That's how I met my first wife. I never should have taken that damned job......

    Anyhow good luck in your new job. It's nice to be out and about instead of the same old place every day. I think you might like it.
     
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  10. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    I wonder how many women miss the old time gas station attendants when they'd ask "check under the hood, Mame?"

    But yes, Brandi, this attendant would willingly give you that check under your hood, and even give you a much desired oil change! Any other services required? Wipe your windows? Fill your tank?
     
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  11. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Thanks, man. While I didn't dislike my previous job, it never would have paid me like this one will. Even though I'm still under training, I'm already making more, and one I finish the training period, there will be another raise, and then in six months, possibly an even bigger raise... Anything else will be gravy.
     
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  12. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Oh my...... :p
     
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  13. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    So then were are you taking me for dinner since you now have all this money?
     
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  14. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    Well I just got back from 2 weeks of playing and gambling in Reno and not sure I even know how to work this place yet....
     
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  15. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    You just need to play with it a little bit.
     
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  16. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    I know you posted that you were going right when I posted that I needed more vacations was my new plan and you never even invited me.... :(
     
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  17. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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  18. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Big hugs....... I can't post pics like I used to otherwise I'd give you a hug picture.
    Get well soon my friend.
    XOXO
     
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  19. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    What's your favorite? I do like spicy food myself, but I'm very open to a lot of things. Do keep in mind, Chicago doesn't have very good seafood, and the sushi is either great or it sucks. There are a lot of good steak houses. While I love pizza, I'm more a New York thin crust type, and not so much Chicago deep dish style. Also, unfortunately my favorite Indian place closed down...

    So, what does your tastes crave?
     
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  20. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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