Have you ever felt love for another pony?

Have there been other pony liches in history, or are you the only one?

@Rarity  
Mmm… I don’t know. Ponies don’t seem to be very proficient at doing infinite backwards long jumps.

CUTIE MARK WERE IS IT!?!??!

Did you know that there are crystal caves underneath Canterlot?

@Prince Leaf
 
HAX. Or fun glitches!

If you’re such a powerful mage, how come a grad student was able to crack your enchantments?

Why am I able to reach the top of your stairs if I have fewer than 70 stars?

Every answer will be “GRRRRR! CRYSTAL! RRRRRR!”, right?

I suppose you now have a phobia for ponies tossing other ponies at you, right?

Evil maniac says what?

How do you like your crystals?