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Knowing you, this is how it's probably gonna turn out afterwards:

SC: A... Sub sandwich?

IM: For you!

SC: You didn't put anything in here, did you?

IM: Just extra mayo.

SC: I thought you guys don't like mayonnaise.

IM: We're over it. Go on, take a bite.

SC: Huh. You know what, I guess I was wrong about you guys.

IM: 😳

SC: Maybe unicorns aren't so bad after all... What's that look you're giving me?

IM: Uhhh... On second thought, you should probably not eat that...

SC: So you did put something in here.

IM: No, but it's probably safest if you just didn't eat that sandwich.

SC: Whatever, I'm getting hungry!

IM: NONONONONONONONO NOOOOO!

SC: *crunch!*

The sandwich: YEEEEEEEOUCH!!!

SC: What the?!

Sandwich pony: Did you just take a huge bite outta my ass?!

SC: WHAT IN THE FU--

SPandwich pone: Were you trying to molest me or kill me?!

SC: Izzy, what did you do to my sandwich?!

IM: NOTHING, I SWEAR!

SC: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I HATE YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS ARE ||*%×$|| ||£#%&*+|| ||%=#$€¤|| ||¿§%@€&ГΩ|| (continues swearing and ranting about unicorns as he walks away from Izzy)

Sandwich pone: Man, what an asshole.