Usurp Celestia’s throne with Discord. I’m okay with this.

My dad gave Big Mac a sensual massage.
 
My mom started a youtube gaming channel with Carrot Top.
 
Carrot Top asked me out on a date… huh.
 
My younger brother saved Cadance from a life threatening experience.
 
My youngest brother was asked on a date by Octavia.
 
My female cousin reenacted cupcakes with Braeburn as the victim.

Me and Luna are kidnapped and held as hostages. Well, they sure picked the wrong princess to mess with. Lol.

sent into the future with doctor whooves. should be fun.

Usurp Celestia’s throne with celestia

Shining armor farted at me……  
…  
…  
They’ll never find the body…  
…  
at least not all of it. >:-)

Princess Luna beats me at Smash Bros.
 
I ain’t even mad.

Reinact Cupcakes with Nyx as the victim?  
FINALLY! A RESULT IN MY FAVOR! TIME TO KILL ME A SHITTY ALICORN OC!

Give Discord a sensual back massage.

Cadance gave me a sensual back massage. Turns out, Shining Armor was nearby.  
Docs say I’ll be out of the hospital by the end of the month.

join the wonderbolts with shining armor. …but neither of us can fly. shit.

Shining Armor asks me out on a date?
 
Dude, you’re married.

“Reenact Cupcakes with Soarin as the victim”
 
Oops.

Spike asks me out on a date.
 
But, Spike, what will Rarity say?

Sent to the future with Octavia. We need to find Doc.
 
He’s the only one that has the flux capacitor

“Braeburn asks me out on a date.”
 
I’m flattered but I thought he was gay.

I’m Gonna enlist to the wonderbolts With Vinyl scratch

Usurp Celestia’s throne with Fluttershy.  
Seems about right.

Celestia using god powers to win at Smash Bros don’t count, my winning streak is untarnished.

I and Octavia being kidnapped and held hostages…
 
 
WE CAN DO THIS.
 
 
…or just let Vinyl save us.

Join the Wonderbolts with Twilight, hopefully Alicorn Twilight so she can even fly.

Wake up in the same bed wit Blueblood.
 
I should never had mixed cider with Pineapple and tomato juice.
 
If such stuff are considered alcoholic beverages in their world….

Rainbow Dash beat me at Super Smash Bros. Either I suck because I lost to a horse at a video game, or they reconfigured the Controller.

Princess Celestia farts in my general direction .-.

Joining the wonderbolts with scootaloo… I can see it now:  
“hey scoots do you know how to fly?”  
“no.”  
“me neither.”  
“This really was a dumb idea wasn’t it?”  
“Yeah… yeah it was”