Actually, this could be true. Considering all the dreams and even some OoBEs I’ve had with ponies in them, I stand firm in my belief that if Equestria does exist, it exists in the spirit world. So in theory this is correct: you commit suicide, then your spirit can live in Equestria!

Oh HELL no…

Don’t try this at home. No, you know what? PLEASE try this at home.

I REALLY hope no one young, impressionable (see: stupid) took any part of this at face-value and gave it a go.
 
….Because omg.

It might be trap. =_=

I can think of a few children I need to email this to. I’ve….got something important to do for the next 5 minutes. BBL.

Hee hee! It’s funny because people killing themselves is funny!
 
I don’t care if no one would actually follow these instructions. It’s still tastelessly devoid of humor.

I would like to point out that this does indeed work… for about five seconds, then you die.

And if you huff a lot of insect killer, you can go to Equestria as a Pegasus pony. It has a minor chance you could become a Changling, but hey,…..Equestria!

bus fares are horrendous fyi

@Senile Old Pony
 
Wow, can you completely not take a joke?

@Senile Old Pony  
If anyone was stupid enough to consider this as real advice, then they really don’t deserve to live.
 
The gene pool would be much better without them.

This is all wrong. This is how you go to Equestria:
 

the comments show that once again, weaver is a master of jimmy rustling

@SOP i hope so too because fuck kids

Natural Selection

My little comments: shitstorms are hilarious.

Ah-haha! Its funny because suicide! To whomever made this? I hope you come home to find your child followed your advice.

“Yeah, here’s a tip for ya: go under your kitchen sink and drink everything you can find!”

lol controversy

2legit4me

Makes perfect sense y’all.
 
Also legit, last time i went there i came back with some apple cider soda.

Blame the victims!

Clever man.