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There was once a lamia who thrived on the suffering of others, who’s scales were thicker than any armor and who’s coils were said to be able to crush anything or anypony unfortunate enough to catch his interest or cross his path.
There was once a goo pony who hungered for the denizens of Equestria, who’s liquid body shrugged off any attempts to fight her off and slipped past any attempts to escape from her, and could engulf and dissolve anypony in mere seconds.
Both targeted and hunted down by Princess Celestia, and knowing even as a team they couldn’t hope to defeat her, they opted instead to go on a reign of terror for as long as they could before she could catch up to them. At some point before being tracked down and exiled forever to Tartarus for their crimes they would sire a child…
Unfortunately she inherited her ability to turn acidic from her father, and her ability to constrict from her mother. In other words she’s about as harmful as a jar of peanut butter. Fricking genetics, man.
I’ve dubbed this hybrid the “slimia” :D
Part Two: >>1301308
Part Three: >>1616860
There was once a goo pony who hungered for the denizens of Equestria, who’s liquid body shrugged off any attempts to fight her off and slipped past any attempts to escape from her, and could engulf and dissolve anypony in mere seconds.
Both targeted and hunted down by Princess Celestia, and knowing even as a team they couldn’t hope to defeat her, they opted instead to go on a reign of terror for as long as they could before she could catch up to them. At some point before being tracked down and exiled forever to Tartarus for their crimes they would sire a child…
Unfortunately she inherited her ability to turn acidic from her father, and her ability to constrict from her mother. In other words she’s about as harmful as a jar of peanut butter. Fricking genetics, man.
I’ve dubbed this hybrid the “slimia” :D
Part Two: >>1301308
Part Three: >>1616860
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:P
Indeed XD
I can be quite a convincing actor, but I believe you got a point there
It would probably make her feel even worse, once she figures out you’ve been stringing her along.
Oh, well.
I’d play along with her ‘plans’, if that’d make her feel better.
She’s only angry when her plans fail which, granted is often as her plans ALWAYS fail, but her norm is basically Skeletor from the old He-Man cartoon in the 80’s where she’s always laughing maniacally and is “evil” to a comical degree :P
For all intents and purposes she’s harmless. At least in the sense there’s nothing she can do that even your average pony couldn’t do better to begin with XD
So basically, she can’t turn acidic, and she can’t constrict.
–Veigar
Fission Mailed.
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ehh i dont know about liquid; maybe jello snake would be better(lime flavor?:3)
Does that make her a Liquid Snake?
@Eeveeinheat
@ShimmeringStallion
I’m inordinately pleased to have triggered all this.
keyboard-organ
‘CAUSE YOU ARE E~VIIIIL, YOU’LL BE A SUCCESS!
Slimia opens closet door, reveals shrine to her goo mother.
Slimia: Oh. Momma!
Slimia: “Say “Ahhhh”…”
Pinkie: giggles
Slimia: “Say “AHHHH”…”
Pinkie: Laughs
Slimia: “SAY “AHHHHHH!!!!”!!!”
Pinkie: Laughs uncontrollably
One of the only musicals I’ve ever enjoyed.
After her reformation she becomes a dentist.
||or possibly before ||
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@Badumsquish
Maybe instead of being in the process of brutally murdering somepony, they can be taking a nice leisurely romantic stroll through the remains of a destroyed town. :D Perfectly lighthearted!
… probably smells minty.