@Background Pony #E59D
Her steady diet of Health Shakes!

HOW IS SHE STILL ALIVE

@Ninji  
Yeah I enjoy his content. And the memes.

@ZhaoZoharEX  
Chubbyemu, Nice. I always like the music he picks for his presentations.

@Background Pony #77F5
 
A background pony made a shake. This is what happened to his brain.
 
“BP” presents to the emergency room with an abnormal heart rate. Earlier that day, he had made a shake made of an assortment of household items. He got the idea from an image on Derpibooru and decided to drink this for the internet. Clearly, this was meant for jokes and memes on behalf of random internet strangers. Immediately after drinking this cocktail of chemicals, BP felt delirious and the urge to vomit. He could feel his gag reflex desperately trying to expel the concoction, but nothing made found its way back up. All he could do was fall to the floor, reeling in agony as his chest started to burn and his vision became blurred. His roommate, who had just go home, found him hunched over in extreme respiratory distress. Immediately, he called 911, and inside the ambulance, he goes into cardiac arrest. Paramedics scramble to resuscitate him with CPR as he’s brought to the emergency room, where we are now.
 
Given his history of present illness, there are several clues as to what’s happening. Most immediately, BP is suffering from acute Hypernatremia. “Hyper” meaning high, “Natre” referring to sodium or more formally Natrium as indicated by its symbol on the periodic table of elements, and “emia” meaning “presence in blood”. High sodium presence in blood. Acute, meaning there were no underlying pathophysiological conditions that were leading to the problem, except for a large amount of salt the drink contained.
 

 
Okay I can go on but this joke has run its course.

>don’t actually make this  
You fool, you just insured we’d make it!

@Ninji  
Chemistry is a hell of a drug.

@Background Pony #2A7A  
Stop eating it directly off the roadside and buy a box from a grocery store, then.

@TexasUberAlles  
no there’s some shit in that shit

@TexasUberAlles  
Yep. There is other dietary salts like potassium chloride, magnesium citrate and calcium bicarbonate. Many more.
 
The inorganic magnesium sulfate is used because it won’t pass your epithelium, so it’ll go through your intestines drawing water into the intestine, meaning watery shit. Since it passes through nothing it can also make bath water denser.
 
@Nightweaver20xx  
No training. I’m looking into a dietitian lisence with my engineering degree though.
 
I love sports physiology, body building and cognitive enhancement.

@Ninji  
So you have medical training? You sound like you do.

@Background Pony #2A7A  
it is literally just chunky style sodium chloride

@Ninji  
dont forget the harmful chemicals found in rock salt. plus rock salt usually has pebbles in it.

@Ninji  
But that would depend on how much she put in, right?
 
…Oh, who am I kidding? Of COURSE she’s gonna use all of it.

@Scrounge  
three of the packages can kill on their own.
 
Both the bags of salt can kill, with enough water you can prob flush the small bag out of you without too much permanent brain damage (when the brain shrivels up, because the salt keeps pulling water out of your blood.)
 
The single tube of toothpaste will kill from respiratory depression, without enough time for the flourine to settle into the bones and soft tissue it’ll damage nerve and cell signals that rely on sodium gate channels, so your breathing impulse will be weakened.
 
The fruit leather would probably take several pounds to kill, and ketchup like 4 bottles in a sitting, you’ll probably throw it up before getting hypernatremia.

This will end in nausea and/or death.

So much salt. ;-;

@Baron_Noir  
Yeah. At first i’m like “WTF is fruity leather? like assless chaps?”
 
Also this mix of things would turn into a pink paste. With the consistency of unset concrete depending on how much salt she uses (after a certain point the salt will stop dissolving into the ketchup so easily)

@Ninji  
It’s more like that stuff that you would have likely had with your typical school lunches:
 

RB takes drink. “…I forgot the protein.”

I mean in a way it would be healthy.
 

 
It’s a good motivator to see a doctor after drinking it.

@ABronyAccount  
Lmao. The candy is healthiest, the most athletic thing in this mix.

@Ninji  
“Fruity leather” is probably just generic “Fruit Roll-Ups” or regular ol’ fruit leathers.
 

It seems leather has some nutritional value before it becomes tanned, where vitamins are destroyed and toxins are added.
 
Food requires energy to break down, so you have to be careful depending on food that has little usable energy content.
 
Ketchup is usually so electrolyte dense you’d get dehydrated.
 
We have very little usable energy here. Tiny protien, almost no lipids, the most usable energy will come from the ketchup sugar.