@Rarity
 
Of course! I wish to jam so many things into you! Emeralds one of them!

@Applejack
 
I just reread what you wrote…Are you threatening to jab an emerald into my eyes?

@Applejack
 
Oh no…not AGAIN.

It’s also late and my grammar sucks so there ya go….freakin’ Shakespeare or female equivalent right there!
 
:p

@Rarity
 
I accidentally turned Cadence into Nicholas Cage and started a Nigel thread. Now I’ve come between you and Applejack.
 
OH RARITY, I’VE RUINED RARITY’s LIFE! What will Rarity think? Rarity you’ve done it this time…

*enters thread*  
…  
*leaves thread*

I hold Rarity’s tender cheeks in my loving hooves and stare deep into her sapphire eyes with my emerald. Slow, I inch closer to her ear and with a gentle whisper, sing in her ear.
 
Smashing~

@Rarity  
Don’t be upset other me ^^

@Applejack
 
You know what I’ve done today…horrible things…

@anonymouspegasus
 
Great.  
 
This isn’t the first thread I screw up today…I am cursed.

Both Gembutts! :D

@Rarity  
Now this is a weird thread.

Two Raritys?
 

@Rarity  
You?! Ruin a thread! Never!

Sorry if I ruined the thread…
 
Please proceed Other Me and Applejack!

@Rarity
 
I thought of you the instant I saw this:  

@Rarity  
Depends on your definition of the word “weird”.

Did I miss a weird thread?

@Rarity  
Well, it certainly isn’t my fault if you’re into innuendo.

@Rarity  
It is being contained……in my pants.

I know I won’t look at an apple the same way again.

Now now guys, contain your orgasms.

Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygoo~! O////O

O.o  
You have my attention…

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