Background Pony #4587
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You could always use a long reach weapon, like a spear or a baseball bat.
Depressed Snowman

Lord Shitpost
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hoof sanitizer
Background Pony #ECDA
I would give the fiend a sound thrashing, but then I would to touch him. And there isn’t enough hand sanitizer in Equestria for that.
Johnny B. Mediocre
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

psst it's me I'm a horse
even Zephyr wouldn’t do that
Background Pony #C862
Me when sister brings her child to mine.
Beau Skunky
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Artist -

Rub my belly!
Dashie has killed for doing less then that.
Background Pony #FFD4
Honestly, I’d trip such an atrocious looking design too.