Some time ago, I saw a vibrator called "I rub my duckie". The idea was simple; instead of your typical vibrator, this one was a replica of a rubber duck. You could leave it on the edge of the bath, so that any time you felt like an orgasm, it was right to hand... if "hand" is the right word.

So women, do you think having a vibrating rubber duck in your bathroom is a great idea, or something that makes you go... "ewwwww!"

All thoughts on this rather unusual sex toy, welcome!

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

"Rubber ducky, you're the one!" ~ Ernie


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Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime so much fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
(repeat chorus)

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)

*not_secure_link*www.ticklekitty.com/Catalog/waterproof-i-rub-my-ducky-vibrator.htm

 

I guess that answered that question! :mrgreen::satisfied::mrgreen:

I think... :satisfied:

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

Oh, you were SERIOUS!

Well...I don't have one. I'd be afraid my kids would ask me: "Why does it BUZZ?"

 

I'm not sure who has that one, but I've seen it in Adam & Eve catalogs. I never had it in stock at the shop I worked in, since there really wasn't a demand for it.

 

*laughing warmly* As you well knew honey.

It's the oddest idea though, isn't it? And yeah, I figure any woman with kids would break out in a cold sweat any time the kids wanted to play with the duckie... :mrgreen:

You worked in a sex store? *looks interested* Now there's a job I'd be right at home doing... and why am I not surprised it wasn't in high demand..?

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

What, is that some kind of Pavlovian reaction?

 

Now this herd of ducks makes more sense. Sandra Shine is into "multiples." ​

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The biggest sellers were the Silver Bullet and various JackRabbit variants, mainly the Ultratech 3000. It was an interesting job, certainly.

 

You're asking a dog, about Pavlov? :excited:

Just to be helpful, I'll answer tha- ah, hang on I hear the dinner bell! *salivates madly*

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. :satisfied:

 

*ponders this deeply*

You know... I never knew the collective noun for rubber ducks was a herd. Are you sure though? I'd have thought it's a "squeak" or something, instead? :satisfied:

Hmm... I know the first two, but not the last one (mind you there's a heck of a lot of vibrators out there!) Care to provide a link to the Ultratech, so I can see why it's so popular?

I've certainly seen some odd sex toys in my time. There was the one vibe whose clit stim was in the shape of a dolphin... then there was the sex toy that you could fill with liquid and have "spurt".... and let's not even get started on the truly bizarre sextoys that simulate tongue action!

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. :satisfied:
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It's a single-hand toy. No wires, and more powerful than the JackRabbit. Check it out: *not_secure_link*www.thesassykitten...D&Product_Code=19120604&Category_Code=3000S02

 

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Hmm, maybe it isn't herd. How about "a buzz of ducks"? :excited:

 

I figured it was "gaggle", but the only sex toy that gaggles me is my biggest dildo.

 

Ahhhhhh... okay, I am familiar with that one, or a variant of it. Thanks for the link! (Interesting to note it's quite a modest 5.25 inches too... )

I'm always very interested in vibrators, and vibrator design generally. I think a lot of older designs were hamstrung by their obsessive tendency to mimic the male penis, especially a large penis, even though that might not always be the most effective way of arousing a woman in a vibe! That's why I like seeing designs like that, not obsessed with being a "huge imitation penis". Vibes have come a long way since then!

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

(to both Kimmy and Dessert) How about a swoon of ducks? :mrgreen:

*giggling to himself* I can see the rubber ducks posting on the boards now; "Is my bill big enough?" :mrgreen::satisfied::mrgreen:

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

You're very welcome. Anytime.

 

Nothing says classy like having sex toys laying out in plain sight.

 

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that was my first vibrator! the royal surfer? it actually works quite nicely, if its a bit noisy.