Ah yes the prodigal bich boy has a new jacket and he’s still not cool. Larkspur, the dickhead child of Fluttershy and Discord, is here to wreak havoc on your peaceful picnic with friends because happiness is an illusion and everyone should just accept suffering and their own mortality
 
-chaotic neutral; introvert  
-loves to make others feel awful  
-Discord left when Lark was young, and he’s never been the same since  
-recognizes how dumb and unfair the world is and sees everyone as an empty product of their surroundings  
-really bad at math and chemistry; boy’s got dyscalculia out the wazoo  
-not very well read, but naturally a critical thinker and will call out bullshit bluntly  
-hates his mom, really misses his dad  
-used to want to be Flurry Heart’s knight along with his cousin Brick Hoof  
-has a soft spot for all animals; even has a pet rattlesnake back at home he visits once in a while  
-has anisocoria, or two differently sized pupils  
-high toxicity resistance; basically immune to all poisons and venoms  
-insomniac; takes meds for his anxiety, and rolls his own cigarettes out of toxic plants  
-has a beautiful singing voice that no one is going to hear ever  
-he keeps most of his non-bullying interests close to the vest, but he adores music and botany; can probably play an instrument if he wanted to  
-hella gay; he’s not really insecure about this because love is another bullshit lie to get ponies to buy cheap chocolates to appease their unhappy spouses
 
goddamn i gotta stop before I fill the page with all the baggage this kid’s got. Someone get this boy some tea. I gotta stop making my pics so big so DA doesn’t pixelate it like crazy.