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She wants you inside her :D
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She’s an oboroguruma, a yōkai that was created when Trixie’s lingering resentment of Ponyville gave her old smashed cart life :D
I don’t even know…..
That was a near-perfect description of the “journey” I went on, being with my ex, the only difference being the desire to go to the Dark Realm and Tartarus. LoL
Of course, she CAN go to and from places like the Dark Realm and Tartarus. Only if you want to go though, and it’s the only trip you have to pay her for, and there is no guarantee of safety or a return trip :P
Sounds like the girl of my dreams! :D
@Ping_chan
Lewd! :D
@Vinylshadow
Especially since she drives like an utter maniac. She gives free rides to wherever you want to go to anyone brave enough to call her, without doing anything dirty like curses or carrying you to the netherworld or anything like that, but she IS a yōkai with that monstrous sense of humor and so she loves to scare the hell out of her passengers by giving them the ride of their life XD
Boy, it’s gonna suck when she hits a pothole and everything goes flying out of her.
Uhm, all of that stuff you are neatly arranging is all of her inner bits
So to me it seems to me like what you are really doing is playing a giant game of Operation™ on a living monster Pony. XD
It’s right up there with holding hooves
I… I don’t know… This might have to go to the one true master of ponifying things.
Question: Can ethnicity be determined by either the brand of ink she’s made out of or the brand of paper she’s drawn on?
“that’s unfair to say when I don’t even know ethnicity you even are…”
Inkblot Pony: “That’s racist.”
Ponified Ink Blot Test: “my eyes are up here dammit!”
Messy hair Anon: “uhhh, how can anyone tell Where your eyes are at??”
And it’s always angry because whenever someone looks at them, it’s like they’re trying to visualize other things.
Inkblot Pony: “Notice me for me, dammit!”
Something along the lines of “Optimus artifex equi parvi monstrum,” which is roughly “best small horse monster artist”.
It’s not exactly right though, because my Latin is so rusty it fell off in a shower of sparks around 10 years ago, but the idea(s) is/are correct. I think.
The ponified inkblot tests need to be grumpy/sassy and wear a angry trench coat and fedora!
Ponypology Metamorphis.
Rule of pone.
Badumporosis.
keep going. there’s gota be more
What are we going to call this new ‘condition’?
I’d just call it ‘awesome’ but I think we need a medical term. LoL
Visits to our friendly, local therapist will never be the same once the patients all start noticing ponified versions of inkblot tests, reclining couches, and framed medical licenses xD .
XD
Doctor: “Mr. Badumsquish, right now I’m going to test your vision, how many fingers do you see me holding up?”
Badumsquish: “Holy shit I’m totally going to ponify those bad boys and draw some clop art with them! I think I have some good OC’s I can ship them with! Does your stethoscope have a OC name yet?”
Doctor: “fascinating…”
:P