@byakhee_pony
 
But I already revealed it to be SCP-198.

@Randomosaur  
(i know mint grows like a weed you dont have to tell me)

@Gundlach
 
Nope, I consulted a reliable geneticist after seeing Applejack make out with Big Macintosh.

@Morfean
 
@Randomosaur  
thank you gulps green tea

@byakhee_pony
 
NOPE! SCP-198.
 
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-198

@Randomosaur  
Damn, it seems I have been... ninja'd.

@Randomosaur  
Did you study that from the Equestrian Inquire?  
Lawls before sipping more tea.

@Randomosaur  
yes. good mint is hard to find in this part of the galaxy

@byakhee_pony  
Oh, but I do make the BEST green tea.  
Pours him a cup and takes a sips his own

@Morfean
 
Just cocoa.

@byakhee_pony
 
Here is a nice cup of mint tea.

@Randomosaur  
Glances over in mild suprise  
What kind of tea have you been drinking?

@Morfean  
yes i Love tea, i prefer mint or chamameal, but green will do fine

@byakhee_pony  
Everyone's welcome for tea time! Come here, have a seat. I brought some Green Tea, if you're interested.

On an unrelated note, I studied the Apple Family’s DNA and found out that Applejack and Big Macintosh are Apple Bloom’s parents. Not only that, but Applejack is actually a stallion.

@Morfean  
yup  
(sorry i just got here and i want in)

@byakhee_pony  
That's rather young for a byakhee, is it not?

@Gundlach
 
She still remembers how to do a reunion.

ime 300 years old

@Randomosaur  
Allegedly. She’s kinda loosing it.

@Randomosaur  
Ah, I forgot. My biological information on equines in this world is scant. ‘Bigby’s Fantasticale Bestiary of Foreign Beastes’ doesn’t dwell on lifespan very much.

@Morfean
 
But in the MLP and Derpibooru universe, ponies age much slower than humans. Granny Smith was alive centuries ago.

@Randomosaur  
Can’t say I haven’t been in your horseshoes.  
Sips.

@Morfean  
Ah.
 
 
@Randomosaur  
*easily blocks with machete*

@Randomosaur  
To be fair, that's somewhere within the ballpark of thirty-five in pony years, so take of that as you will.