For #4 my answer would be give her a taste of what it’s like to have to watch over somebody like a Cutie Mark Crusader.

Having Rarity for a mom, while a nice thought, would only lead to problems my current mother already causes. So I’ll have to NOPE on this one.

You forgot a few items there.
 
7.) Freaks out when you track mud into the house, grounding you.
 
8.) Freaks out when you get your new clothes dirty, grounding you.
 
9.) Makes you carry her luggage everywhere like a pack mule.
 
10.) Forces you to wear trendy clothes, regardless of how much the kids at school tease you for it.
 
11.) Forces you to talk and act like a “gentle colt” at all times.

Run like hell. And never look back. I love Rarity, but she’s the last person I’d want to have as my mother…

@Robomorons
 
Pretty much, even though I haven’t read the fanfic.

@Randomosaur  
So you just end up adlibbing the entire story until you get something that MIGHT be readable?

1.Again, a second childhood with the mentality of an adult.  
2.Oh deer God.  
3.As long as she makes them for colts, I’m fine with that.  
4.How weird it will be to have a child for an aunt.  
5.But I dun waaaanaaaaaaaa reaaaaaaaaaaad!  
6.I would hide the smudges if that is the case.

Date Sweetie Belle.  
Fuck the societal rules

…Ewww

Smoke a carrot and force Sweetie Bell to mine coal.

the 6 is BS, Rarity would never do that, she would use a tissue.