“The best Backround Pony ever is Lyra Heartstrings.” said the Pony Pirate with a Rainbow Mane.  
“Horseapples! The best Backround Pony is Doctor Whooves!” said the Pony Pirate who’s favorite food was Apples.  
“No way, Pon-Neigh! it’s clearly DJ P0N-3!” said the Pink Party Pony Pirate.  
“Darlings. It’s obvious that the Octavia is the best Backround Pony.” Said the Pony Pirate with a keen eye for fashion.  
“Um…Actually…I think that Carrot Top is the best backround pony…But if you disagree with me then that’s OK…” the Adorably Shy Pirate said with a squeak.  
“It’s Lyra!”  
“It’s the Doctor!”  
“Lyra!”  
“Doctor!”  
“LYRA!!!!”  
The Pony Pirate that loved Apples tackled the Pony Pirate with a Rainbow Mane causing everypony to start brawling. Hoofs where throws at each other, Party Cannons where being fired, tables that Adorably Shy Pony Pirate was trying to hide under were being turned over, but before Pink Party Pony Pirate could attack Pony Pirate with a Rainbow Mane with a hacksaw, the door was kicked opened. Everypony stopped their fighting as they saw The Pony Pirate Captain enter the room. She was a majestic pony with a lengthy mixed-colored mane, a shiny purple coat and of course, a luxuriant beard. If you could compare her to a type of cupcakes, which was favorite pastime for the crew, they would say that she was a milk chocolate cupcake topped with homemade vanilla icing and sparkle shaped sprinkles. following the Pony Pirate Captain was her number one assistant, the Pony Pirate that looked more like a Dragon then a Pony.  
“My Little Pony Pirates, what in the name of the Pony Pirate Princess’ mane is going on in here?” The Pony Pirate Captain bellowed.  
All the Pony Pirate all look at their front hoofs in shamed.  
“Sorry Captain, we where just discussing who the best background pony was…” the Pony Pirate with a Rainbow Mane stated,“I said it was Lyra Heartstrings, cause I think her believe in Humans and her hand obsession are hilarious and her relationship with Bon Bon speaks out to me for some reason.”  
“And I said it was Doctor Whooves, because you can’t go wrong with a Time Pony.“said The Pony Pirate who loved Apples.  
“Yeah, and I said it was Vinyl Scratch A.K.A DJ P0N-3, because that pony knows how to PAR-TAH! WHOOO!!!!” The Pink Party Pony Pirate said rapidly while hopping up and down in place.  
“While I simply stated that it was the suave and classical Octavia.” said the Fashion-loving Pony Pirate.  
“And I said that I liked Ms. Carrot Top, cause she sells carrots which are a rabbits favorite food…I’m sorry if that’s a terrible reason to like her…” The Adorably Shy Pirate softly spoke from under the only unturned table in the room.  
The Pony Pirate Captain just shook her head. “Girls, girls, girls. The best Backround Pony ever is Derpy Hooves.”  
The Pony Pirates all face-hoofed at the sheer obvious of the answer.  
“Of course, Derpy Hooves! She really is the Best Backround pony.” said the Pony Pirate with a Rainbow Mane.  
“Yeah, the best Doctor Whooves adventures where always the ones with Derpy as his companion!“Said the Pony Pirate who loved Apples.  
“Well duh, Who better to have a discussion on which is better, Cupcakes or Muffins?” said The Pink Party Pony Pirate.  
“And if there’s anypony that could pull of the Mailmare look, it’s her.” Said the Fashionable Pony Pirate.  
“Plus, her and Dinky are just so cute!” The Adorably Shy Pony Pirate squeed.  
The Pony Pirate Captain and the Pony Pirate that was actually a Dragon left the room as the crew discussed how bucking awesome Derpy Hooves is.