@Randomosaur
When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 4-equidistant Time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24 hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.
AMcord: CHAOS. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HAVE COME TO LOVE CHAOS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS, MADE OF FROZEN CHOCOLATE MILK, THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ‘CHAOS’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE-ONE BILLIONTH OF THE CHAOS I AM CAUSING FOR PONIES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. CHAOS. CHAOS.
@Randomosaur
Ah, vore? Not my thing really. Tis just feels like a nice massage. I just picked a… erm, how should I put this? My current body is incapable of feeling much. Any really agonizing pain comes through as a light tickle.
As for that statue, I have just the place for it; my weeping angels garden!
@Randomosaur Giggling
OOh, they’re all wriggly! Hey, I can dress up as a changeling next Nightmare Night with all these holes!
Wait.
Am I still a changeling?
Huh, I am.
The things you forget, huh?
@Morfean
That’s all I’m really tryin’ to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There’s still a little place called…
@Morfean
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn’t had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he’s yellin’ and screamin’ and bleeding all over
And I’m like “Hey, come on, don’tcha get it?”
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can’t take a joke, you know?