Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Morfean
 
In a nutshell?
Morfean

@Randomosaur  
When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 4-equidistant Time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24 hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.  
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Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Morfean
 
AMcord: CHAOS. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HAVE COME TO LOVE CHAOS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS, MADE OF FROZEN CHOCOLATE MILK, THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ‘CHAOS’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE-ONE BILLIONTH OF THE CHAOS I AM CAUSING FOR PONIES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. CHAOS. CHAOS.
Morfean

@sixtyfour215  
(Or not for much longer on my part at least!)
Morfean

@sixtyfour215  
(Yup, but not for much longer, sleep beckons in ~15-20 minutes for me :[ )
Morfean

@Randomosaur  
Waves at AMcord  
Heloooo! A pleasure to meet you, my chaotic computer compadre!
Sixtyfour215
Thread Starter - Fire Emblem Stuff
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Hey guys, what’s going on here?
 
Adventure in the Comments?
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Morfean
 
A combination of Discord, the spirit of chaos, and AM, an evil computer. Say hello to your eternal suffering. :3
Morfean

@Gundlach  
Truly outstanding, my frightening freunde! I love that song! We should do kareoke again some time!
Morfean

@Randomosaur  
AMcord? What’s that?
Gundlach
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Morfean  
throws an arm over your shoulder  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! That was fun!
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Morfean
 
Well, I might have a cure for that. Say hello to AMcord.
Morfean

@Randomosaur  
Ah, vore? Not my thing really. Tis just feels like a nice massage. I just picked a… erm, how should I put this? My current body is incapable of feeling much. Any really agonizing pain comes through as a light tickle.
 
As for that statue, I have just the place for it; my weeping angels garden!
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Morfean
 
It seems you really love being eaten alive. It appears to be your fetish. However, I have a new sculpture for that collection of yours. SCP-173.
Morfean

@Gundlach  
Raucous applause!
Morfean

@Randomosaur  
Giggling  
OOh, they’re all wriggly! Hey, I can dress up as a changeling next Nightmare Night with all these holes!  
Wait.  
Am I still a changeling?  
Huh, I am.  
The things you forget, huh?
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

Looks like Morfean hasn’t got a leg to stand on.
 
Canned laughter
Gundlach
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Morfean  
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque  
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque  
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque  
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
 
Albuquerque
 
(belch)
Morfean

@Gundlach  
Albuquerque  
Albuquerque  
Albuquerque, Albuquerque  
Albuquerque, Albuquerque  
Albuquerque, Albuquerque  
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
 
I said “A”  
“L”  
“Z”  
“B”  
“U”  
“B”  
“B”  
“B”  
…  
“querque!”
Gundlach
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Morfean  
That’s all I’m really tryin’ to say  
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up  
And find yourself in an existential quandry  
Full of loathing and self-doubt  
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence  
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that  
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours  
There’s still a little place called…
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Morfean
 
BTW, the candiru are breeding inside your legs already. In a few seconds you won’t be able to stand without snapping your leg bones. :3
SomeRandomBreakfastFoods
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

FRITTER’S NOT FOR BREAKFAST  
pulls out belt  
HURRRAAGGGHHH  
YOU MADE ME DO THIS
Morfean

@Gundlach  
Anyway, um, um, where was I?  
Kinda lost my train of thought
 
Uh, well, uh, OK  
Anyway I, I know it’s kinda been a roundabout way of saying it  
But I guess the whole point I’m tryin’ to make here is
 
I hate sauerkraut!
Morfean

@Randomosaur  
Crippled and rotten legs being filled with candiru fish  
Huh, I like you, you have style.  
Rips out a candiru and licks it  
Eeeh, not great.
Gundlach
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Morfean  
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote  
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn’t had a bite in three days  
Well, I knew what he meant  
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein  
And he’s yellin’ and screamin’ and bleeding all over  
And I’m like “Hey, come on, don’tcha get it?”  
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming  
(screaming sounds)  
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation  
Man, some people just can’t take a joke, you know?