@Shaky  
Eeyup

Man, Derpibooru is Squaresville baby.

Smoke… smoke! Get out you stupid idiot! Fuck! We’re all dead! Get the fuck out!
 

 

 
 
God that smells good.

I wouldn’t let you in my bed if you’re gonna smoke.

Considering that I absolutely hate smoking, yes I’d kick you out of the bed and out of the entire house if we were in my house. You wouldn’t even get anywhere near me if you were a smoker. Smoking is a 100% instant and pretty much permanent turn-off for me.

@Pinkie Clone  
Lighting tobacco leaves on fire and swirling the smoke around your lungs.

Actually, you wouldn’t even get near my bed if you were a smoker. It’s a major turn-off for me.
 
^{(13 years smoke-free and counting)}

Why do people make Rarity a smoker? It’s against her character, she’s obsessed with cleanliness and beauty, smoking would leave yellow teeth, an ugly smokers voice and the tat residue would leave a very ugly yellow stains on her coat, which is btw, white, which stains easily.

Yes.  
I need sleep, not noxious clouds damaging my lungs.

What if you fall asleep and set the place on fire? Those sheets are expensive!

…What’s smoke?

I would never smoke.

I wouldn’t kick you out, but I’d carry you out of bed and let you smoke your joint outside.

No, but I’d put it out the second you light it.

takes the cigarette out of her mouth and smothers it  
No smoking. It makes you less sexy.

yes, i get terrible headaches when people smoke around me and it aggravates my allergies.

can i borrow your lighter? love me some smokes after sex..

Of course not!

Of course not.

Yes, get the **** out!

Yes, yes i would.  
I don’t wanna bed that smells of smoke.

*if

Only I can too baby.