I don’t think I will ever have a child…

I don’t a crying human larva that demands so much, not to mention expensive.

@Luna
 
That goes both ways. If a wealthy, prominent couple does have a child, they should allow it to be around the commoners at an early age so they don’t become a “Blueblood.”

I want mah baby back baby back baby back ribs

GIVE HER THE BABY

Nothing wrong with having a child, especially if you have high social status to ensure the kiddo gets everything it has to florish.

@Psychopomf
 
Someone needs to make a Minecraft Mod of that.

@Gundlach  
Yay! It’s the Thricecream-man!

Dang women always wantn babbies!

@Psychopomf  
Your results may vary.  

What if you made an Ice Cream Pony Golem and treated it like your child?

Damn you uploading seconds faster…

Ha! X3